Those Bluefish are lucky he wasn't an NCKA kayak fisher

http://www.paddling.net/articles/story44.html

"scales and blood streaks across the deck."
I think most of us would have put away the Clancy (f we were w/out our equip. that is) and enjoyed the show. White hull attracts fish? Cool! Where's the paint!   Frankfishing

Man, he's got to be the only person ever to get in a kayak that would have paddled AWAY from all of that. Well, minus The Petans, of course!