Flatulence is good for your health :)

http://www.cnn.com/2014/07/12/health/heart-health-flatulence/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

It worked well for the cowboys in "Blazing Saddles" 







"don't worry, be happy"

A big part of the stink in flatulence comes from the chemical hydrogen sulfide.  It is combustible, corrosive and highly poisonous.  Hydrogen sulfide can prevent and even reverse mitochondrial damage, and healthy mitochondria make cells stronger, helping them live longer.

Of course!  Everybody knows; what doesn't kill ya, only makes you stronger...

Of course!  Everybody knows; what doesn't kill ya, only makes you stronger...

Except bears....bears will kill you. 

Does a bear fart in the woods?

Saw this guy last week shit in the woods, well, on the riverbank.

Of course!  Everybody knows; what doesn't kill ya, only makes you stronger...

Except bears....bears will kill you. 

In Montana at a campground just outside Cook City. A man had drank a lot of beer and chili beans. All the farting called in a Grizzly Bear well it didn't kill him but, almost did.