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Topic: For those that are still looking for that special someone...  (Read 1047 times)

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DrHabanero

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Saw this today so I thought I would share it.

http://www.amazon.com/DeluxeComfort-Moshi-Girlfriend-Pillow-NEW/dp/B002YVFSSW/ref=pd_sim_hpc_1

perfect for those nights when you just don't want to be alone.  :smt005

and they also have this for the ladies.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0012BISBY/?tag=dealnewscom&m=A2PYTX11LEGR0X

I like this description on this one:
Feel the hug of a real man without the snoring, smell, tossing or turning

they should put on the other one.
Feel the hug of a real woman without the listening, talking,  or complaining  :smt005
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 :smt003  :smt044 Amazon sells everything nowadays


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I've heard some of our members prefer the company of large stuffed salmon in bed  :smt044
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how do you think i can get away for 6 days without the wife, got her one of theses awhile ago hahahaha, but when i get back i have to sleep on the couch cuz my side is taken :smt044 :smt044


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I don't even want to know what you were searching for when you found this!  :smt003


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Also handy for avoiding car-pool lane tickets.  :smt044
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DrHabanero

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Just so you know why I saw this

http://dealnews.com/features/WTF-10-of-the-Weirdest-Products-Ever/806673.html

I also like the jesus toaster, nothing like saying an amen with a little PB and Jam!

the killer whale sub could come in very useful during spearfishing competitions.
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Some of the best comedy writing being done today is folks writing reviews for Amazon products :smt003
Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.


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My biggest worry is that my wife(when I'm dead)will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it


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I may have to invest in one of those.....seems like I haven't been too lucky with my e.harmony account  :smt011.......then again, maybe/perhaps it's because my profile picture isn't exactly .....well, you can be the judge  :smt002



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Some of the best comedy writing being done today is folks writing reviews for Amazon products :smt003
:smt044  Those are some of the best comment's I've ever read!


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TheDudeAbides

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Some of the best comedy writing being done today is folks writing reviews for Amazon products :smt003
:smt044  Those are some of the best comment's I've ever read!

Not to threadjack TOO much, read these reviews too http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII  and I got into the spirit and wrote one here http://www.amazon.com/TMS-CART-CANOE-KAYAK-KY001-Carrier-Transport/dp/B0082365AQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1375851363&sr=8-1&keywords=kayak+cart see if you can guess which? :smt003
Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.