hehe

Right?

The only thing missing is the image of the wife at the mall spending a ridiculous amount of cash.

Why is he paddling with a shovel?
   

Why is he paddling with a shovel?
 

loos like a spear.....
Obviously the dude's about to harpoon a big Pacific halibut. The argument would be over once the fish was grilled

I figured he just buried his wife on some remote mud flat & now he was headed out to sea to toss the shovel overboard to hide the evidence.

Never has a truer pictogram been made.

That's what I called "water therapy"