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Topic: Don't get Yakked Off  (Read 2023 times)

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E Kayaker

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http://www.norcalkayakanglers.com/index.php?topic=42846.msg470404#msg470404

The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope.  ~John Buchan


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That was hilarious!

It's a good thing I bought a Perception Pilot...I didn't get yakked off!
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Johny23

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Beautiful!  Perception pilot owner here.  I didn’t get yak-off 👍🏽


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That’s a hilarious find!

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The article says “yakoff” is derived from “knockoff”. Maybe it’s just me, but “knockoff” was not the first thing that came to mind when I read “yakoff”...
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E Kayaker

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The article says “yakoff” is derived from “knockoff”. Maybe it’s just me, but “knockoff” was not the first thing that came to mind when I read “yakoff”...
Knockoff doesn’t even work. Don’t get knocked off? I don’t think so. Ripped off maybe. :smt005
http://www.norcalkayakanglers.com/index.php?topic=42846.msg470404#msg470404

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ex-kayaker

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Urban dictionary does not concur with their definition of yakoff. 


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COWBRO

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That was gold. My buddy followed along in his sundolphin for a few trips. It was the only kayak he had ever paddled and complained constantly about how unstable it was. I didn't believe him until I tried it. Totally yakked off. Lol

« Last Edit: April 24, 2018, 09:48:43 PM by COWBRO »


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Don’t be a yakoffee!


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Good one... Hilarious!


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I can't help but chuckle a little everyone I see one of those $400 floating garbage cans being strapped to a car in the Wal-Mart parking lot.
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I can't help but chuckle a little everyone I see one of those $400 floating garbage cans being strapped to a car in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

But you’ve got to admit that that floating porta-potty is pretty great. Talk about the sweet smell of success...
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E Kayaker

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It’s official.
http://www.norcalkayakanglers.com/index.php?topic=42846.msg470404#msg470404

The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope.  ~John Buchan