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Topic: putting a zipper in a farmer john  (Read 3622 times)

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boxofrain

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surfers,
 I mentioned the zipper in the crotch of my suit and he laughed at me!
 Sez he just pees in the suit, maybe if you are in and out of the water enough to "flush" the suit, however I plan on staying aboard as much as possible.
 Is this a vanity thing? He says everyone would laugh and call him zippy or something. Then he said it may rub your thighs or something even worse!
 I want to be able to pee easy while on the water.
 Does anybody have a zipper in the crotch of their wetsuit? :smt012


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Hmmmmmmm lemme think. Being laughed at or smelling like pee? Laugh your asses off boys. I could care less if the zipper was pink with pretty flowers, I would go that route instead of peeing in my suit on the deck of my kayak. I have a 2-way zipper on my FJ but it really doesn't go low enough when I am sitting down to be perfectly effective. I did see some NRS FJ's for women that had a zipper in the crotch. I thought it was a pretty damned good idea as I am not standing up on my kauak to take a leak.
Put that zipper on my suit and coupled with the 'Little John' camping urinal they sell in Cabela's makes or some EASY relief.
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I couldn't really start surfing until I pee'd in my suit, no way I would do that in a yak though. It is easy to flush a suit while surfing but not while yaking.


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Does anybody have a zipper in the crotch of their wetsuit? 

Best invention EVER!  YES!!!


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The zipper is first on my priority list!!.  Chris Cpkayak and Joel must remember when I landed my kayak on the South rocks of Linda Mar to take a leak. Thank god it was a calm day!!  If only for a zipper. 

Jason
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P-zipper for sure, but would you install vertically or horizontally? And how long would you want the zipper?


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Put that zipper on my suit and coupled with the 'Little John' camping urinal they sell in Cabela's makes or some EASY relief.

an empty gatorade bottle does the trick....a wide mouth bottle would be the ticket....for the gifted :smt002...like myself  :smt003


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 MOOCH :  An empty gatorade bottle does the trick....a wide mouth bottle would be the ticket....for the gifted ...like myself 


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