Daves hooked

Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an up coming fishing trip. Unfortunately he had to tell them he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dave headed home frustrated.

The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand and a camp fire going.

"How did you talk your wife into letting you go, Dave?"

"I didn't have to," Dave replied. " Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing. Then the lil' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said," Surprise!"

"When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see- thru negligee and she said," Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want"..... "So, here I am!"

 

LMFAO!!!!!!

Sincerely,

Jim

Is he still married?

"So, here I am!"

Is he still married?

 

Michael

  :smt044good one craig

that one made my day

Hey, the Dave thing is only coincidental, right?  Purely fictional, right?

Dave

LOL!!!!