WHOOPS! Name Change

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE!!!


From: Cobra Kayaks / Glenwa Inc.

To: Cobra Dealers / Customers / Press Organizations

Date: 10/12/05

Re: WHOOPS!

Here at Cobra, we believe in doing things right or not doing them at all. In that vein, when we make a mistake… we make it a DOOZY!

We had recently begun production of our ALL NEW Fishing Kayak, the Cobra Mariner-XF, but found there was one small problem. Unfortunately during our searches to check the availability of the name, we somehow overlooked an entire company located in Washington named, strangely enough… Mariner Kayaks. Our sincere apologies to Matt and Cam.

Luckily, they found us prior to our hitting stride with a full production run of our New Kayak, and we were able to immediately change the graphics for our newest release, which will now be named (Drum Roll Please) The Cobra Marauder-XF.

Strangely enough, all vital statistics for our new Marauder-XF are identical to the discontinued Cobra Mariner-XF. The Marauder-XF has all the same great features, speed and stability. All the features that gave the Mariner-XF so much promise…

But now with twice the attitude.

Ric

(It's Mooch's fault! If he hadn't a put that damn banana in my tank well... )

(It's Mooch's fault! If he hadn't a put that damn banana in my tank well... )

brother, that was NOT me   To this day, the mystery banana planter has evaded capture   A reward will soon be offered for the information leading the the capture of this criminal  

LOL!

You just wait mister.

Hey, you of the wonderful camping apron. Have you seen the Photo-Chop contest we have going on over at the Cobra site?

You should be in it.

Hmmmm... maybe you will be wether you want to or not.

Mwaa Ha Ha...

Ric

Ric - does this mean that the current manufactured Mariners will be on sale for half the price?  I'll take a "banana" yellow one please  

What? Didn't you get yours yet? I swear we sent you like 3 free ones.

Go wait by your driveway. They should be there sometime soon.

Ric

you smart !!!

LMAO

Mooch, when ya coming down for a visit and some fishing?

Ric

LMAO

Mooch, when ya coming down for a visit and some fishing?

Ric

....when you sponsor me with a brand spankin new Cobra Marauder-XF .....oouuuh yeeeaahhh  

What? Free Room and board ain't good enough for you?

Sheesh.

Ric

What? Free Room and board ain't good enough for you?

Sheesh.

Ric

dude....picture this....me paddling around with a Cobra Marauder kayak wearing my banana yellow speedos with "Cobra Marauder-XF" printed on the backside(ass)......now that my friend, is advertising. Trust me, it will do wonders for your sales  

seriously though, I'd like to visit your waters for a chance at a yellow tail....a big one   Let me know when it gets really hot over there!

If you promise to paddle the kayak wearing nothing but the Yellow Speedo's and your camping apron...

I'll see what I can do.

LMAO!!!!

Ric

I think whoever won the last official NCKA Tourney should get one of those old Mariners!  

That guy all ready got a prize my vote goes to the second place guy. Who buy the way is already a Loyal  Cobra owner. That should count big time.  


Mooch, Ric take a cold shower, or go to the movies.