You guys will like this:

If I dangle my feet over the side of my Kayak will they attatch?      

Wouldn't that bug be considered the ultimate MOOCH. Joel you better watch out, you have some competition.  

Jason

Jason - I'm the parasite called " kayakus moochkus " that clings to other kayak fishermen who catch fish  

unfortunately, the only way you can avoid this parasite is to feed it.....so it gets too heavy and big to fit into a host kayak  

Another unfortunate symptom of "kayakus moochikus" is the planting of bananas on all kayaks nearby for bad luck.  

However, myself being "bigmanus hungrius"  I can captialize on the banana's planted by moochikus and use them to fuel my metabolism.  This fully offsets the bad luck otherwise imparted by the bananas.

I guess that would be a symbiotic relationship... commensalism I suppose.

Erik

symbiotic relationship

  ...it's a wonderful thing....

"bigmanus hungrius

Erik - I think that would be a wonderful name for your kayak