Stock broker?

Anybody on here a broker?  I need one!

My broker jumped off a building a few months back...  or, wait, maybe I pushed him!   

Put stock in your home and maybe a rental property or two is my advice.   

At the risk of ticking off brokers, why not just get an online account like ETrade, pick your own stocks?  The advice you can find is the same as the broker would use, and the commissions are usually a lot less.  If you dont want individual stocks you can always use ETFs and mutual funds as well.

I want a broker to help me with an IPO...no financial guys on here?

A company is going IPO and you want to buy the stock or is GWKC going public?

A company is going IPO and you want to buy the stock or is GWKC going public?

I was just about to ask the same question.

I wouldn't mind brokers except, once you do busines with one, they hound you mercilessly to buy something you're not interested in, or share your name and address with others. I used to do deal with Schwab until they started to charge me for having an inactive account or not buying often enough or spending enough dollars. ETrade hasn't become a fat cat company yet.

At the risk of ticking off brokers, why not just get an online account like ETrade, pick your own stocks?  The advice you can find is the same as the broker would use, and the commissions are usually a lot less.  If you dont want individual stocks you can always use ETFs and mutual funds as well.

I'm not a broker, but I can turn $8 into a six pack of Racer 5. 

I'm not a broker, but I can turn $8 into a six pack of Racer 5. 

Oh yeah?  I can turn $8 into an empty six pack of Racer 5.   

-Allen

Call 8oo 972-7022.  Ask for Larney Ford.  He is a Humboldt grad but despite that he has done a good job for me.

I wouldn't mind brokers except, once you do busines with one, they hound you mercilessly to buy something you're not interested in, or share your name and address with others. I used to do deal with Schwab until they started to charge me for having an inactive account or not buying often enough or spending enough dollars. ETrade hasn't become a fat cat company yet.

At the risk of ticking off brokers, why not just get an online account like ETrade, pick your own stocks?  The advice you can find is the same as the broker would use, and the commissions are usually a lot less.  If you dont want individual stocks you can always use ETFs and mutual funds as well.

Etrade, Schwab, and I assume the other discount brokers used to be able to get you into IPOs.  The process seemed to be pretty hit or miss and you had to be prequalified before the offering.  The availability of IPO varied depending on what relationship the discount broker had with the investment bank involved with the IPO.

I've heard your best chance to get in a stock at the IPO price is having a lot of money and/or doing lots of trades in an account with one of the brokerages or investment banks involved with the offering.  Brokers used to hold IPO shares for their best customers.

I'm wondering what IPO you're interested in this market.  Energy?  Technology?

Oh yeah?  I can turn $8 into an empty six pack of Racer 5.   

Now you are talking like a stock broker

I'm wondering what IPO you're interested in this market.  Energy?  Technology?

Want my hot tip... the most precious commodity, more precious than gold, platinum, uranium, etc... is water... albeit clean water.  Clean water technologies, and water rights, will make you rich.

A company is going IPO and you want to buy the stock or is GWKC going public?

NOW that is funny...I want to buy stock...no one wants to buys my stock!!!