Haircut during Coronavirus pandemic time

This is how it's done... 

That's hilarious!

My wife was just asking about going to her hairdresser...

I quit shaving and haircut during these trying times. 

Right up my alley...yikes, that dude getting a shampoo is getting pummeled...too much work but being a kayak paddler might have already built those muscles unbeknownst to me.  Open for business I say!  I wish...been closed for two weeks and looking at 8500 loss if this thing lasts 3 weeks...one day at a time...thanks for the laugh Sonny!

I quit shaving and haircut during these trying times.

Hopefully you still brush your teeth and wipe 

I quit shaving and haircut during these trying times.

Hopefully you still brush your teeth and wipe 

Not a chance!  I ran out of toothpaste, but have a water-pick.  I've given up trying to find toilet paper. Went to a store with special hours for those 60 and older.  Damn!  Those old people are MEAN!  I got butted by a walker for moving too slow!  I grab a bunch of those rolls of blue shop towels though.  And the kitchen wipes pull double duty after wiping the counter down (If you get my drift...)  But it's starting to chap my hide (Again, if you get my drift...) 
No worries about groceries; tons of turkeys this year around the house.  Flocks of up to 35 birds at a time!  Deer and squirrels abound.  Mushrooms too.  Miner's lettuce, wild onions are showing up.  Cat has been bringing in some 'game' as well; leaving it at the back door, so there's that.  Bat-Shit-Crazy-Goat-Lady next door has chickens.  I shouldn't but I told her they tend to slow down laying this time of year. 
It's lambing season.  However, she puts little kid tee-shirts on 'em and I can't seem to pull the trigger on a kid.  (Get it?  Kid/Goat?  That's a joke son!)

Been snowing on and off up here today, can't work outside being this cold.  Not cold enough to stick, just enough to freeze my unwiped arse off! 

Jerry,
Wow, you’re funny when on a roll,  especially for someone so chronologically challenged! Wait, maybe it’s only that funny to us of a certain age.

It is amazing how aggressive people are in those places, even Grandparents!

Phew...still almost necessary...

https://www.tri-cityherald.com/site-services/newsletters/coronavirus-nl/article241525131.html

I've learned to cut my hair ok i guess. 

This all happened when i put my son's through college . 


Alex

You asked:

I quit shaving and haircut during these trying times.

Hopefully you still brush your teeth and wipe 

Not a chance!  I ran out of toothpaste, but have a water-pick.  I've given up trying to find toilet paper. Went to a store with special hours for those 60 and older.  Damn!  Those old people are MEAN!  I got butted by a walker for moving too slow!  I grab a bunch of those rolls of blue shop towels though.  And the kitchen wipes pull double duty after wiping the counter down (If you get my drift...)  But it's starting to chap my hide (Again, if you get my drift...) 
No worries about groceries; tons of turkeys this year around the house.  Flocks of up to 35 birds at a time!  Deer and squirrels abound.  Mushrooms too.  Miner's lettuce, wild onions are showing up.  Cat has been bringing in some 'game' as well; leaving it at the back door, so there's that.  Bat-Shit-Crazy-Goat-Lady next door has chickens.  I shouldn't but I told her they tend to slow down laying this time of year. 
It's lambing season.  However, she puts little kid tee-shirts on 'em and I can't seem to pull the trigger on a kid.  (Get it?  Kid/Goat?  That's a joke son!)

Been snowing on and off up here today, can't work outside being this cold.  Not cold enough to stick, just enough to freeze my unwiped arse off!

Lmao, good one.  Thank you sir, your effort did not go to waste (or completely wasted) 

jerry are younusing your water pik instead of wiping?