Tool Chest

This thing costs $1100 New. Sure it's not new but it's indestructible so it's literally exactly the same as a brand new one in function, so I'd say this is a good deal.

We don't do large commercial projects anymore so not needed anymore.

https://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/tls/6714246743.html

I know it's not Kayak related but I've seen a bunch of you get a boner for this stuff so I figured maybe someone wants to buy for whatever reason.

You could always stand it upright and turn it into a gun/Ammo locker.