You may never consider using hand dryers ever again...yuck!!

https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Restroom-hand-dryers-spew-fecal-matter-onto-our-12829676.php

Yuck! Yuck! 

Well shit. Support the timber industry and jobs by insisting on paper hand towels

Those Dyson ones are the worst, where you put our hands into a slot.  It's impossible not to touch the edges.

I'm gonna start carrying a hand towels.  Disgusting.

Well shit.

That pretty much sums up the article...

Well shit.

That pretty much sums up the article...

^^^HAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm gonna start carrying a hand towels. 

???
Just dry your hands on your pant legs, like a true patriot!

hahaha

Don’t touch ANYTHING in the public  bathroom.... ANYTHING

Wow, you guys worried about a little microscopic shit. don't be in the stall next to me How's this shit! http://www.therock.net.nz/home/funny-shit/2017/10/scientists-has-found-the-smelling-your-partners-farts-help-you-l.html
Y'all worry to much. Dive into the germs. your body can fight it all off (as long as your not imuno-compromised) You will survive. Sheesh, y'all use the outhouses lighten up and don't buy into all that shit! Hahahahahahaha!!!!

Who washes their hands anyways right?

Wow, you guys worried about a little microscopic shit. don't be in the stall next to me How's this shit! http://www.therock.net.nz/home/funny-shit/2017/10/scientists-has-found-the-smelling-your-partners-farts-help-you-l.html
Y'all worry to much. Dive into the germs. your body can fight it all off (as long as your not imuno-compromised) You will survive. Sheesh, y'all use the outhouses lighten up and don't buy into all that shit! Hahahahahahaha!!!!

^this