old joke

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took

place.

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing

this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in our

house next weekend."

Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a

new deck for the pool."


Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will

remodel the kitchen for her."


They continue to fish when they realize that the fourth guy has not said a word.

So they asked him, "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be

able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"


Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my

alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, 'Fishing or sex?' She said, 'Wear

sun-block.'"