What is the longest Kayak?

Apparently 500 feet! 

http://www.gizmag.com/ll-bean-worlds-largest-modular-kayak/22729/

They always have parts of these on sale at REI: http://www.rei.com/outlet/c/kayaks?r=c&ir=category%3Akayaks&page=1&outlet=true 

Would love to see they try to launch this 500' kayak at the Bean 

Geebus! That's one Long Yak!  "If?" ALL those paddlers were fishermen, that would be one long ledge to score every one of them a ling. How many FF's would it take and who is/was controlling the set up?

Maybe(?) there is a reef somewhere in the world that could handle such a fisherman tour group, but I will pass on that type of rampant marketing enterprise!

I just fish for one, and it's NOT a free for all.

I Zod Out

I wouldn't want to be in the stern.  Last to get a line in the water and have to deal with those ahead who have limited out wanting to head in.  Would take all day for the fish cop to check licenses and catch though.

Finally more storage for my dive gear. 

Wow!  That's amazing! That thing would take a long time to turn.  And if it started to bend, it could be difficult to control.   

I bet self-rescue is a nightmare...

Would be cool if it was a Hobie 

If it was a hobie it'd be a 7 million dollar kayak.

with that amount of personnel, it could be both a divorce boat and a dating game at once.  Like tinder, but instead of swiping right, you "paddle" right to indicate you is sprung on somoeone