Hunting With Swords

Rambo would wait for the boar to charge and knife it under the jaw.

Rambo would wait for the boar to charge and knife it under the jaw.

Actually - Rambo would tie his knife to a long-ass stick, wait in a downed tree for the pig to run under him, then dive down on the unsuspecting pig with his makeshift spear.

He would then enjoy some bomb-ass ribs in a secluded mineshaft in the woods.

Real talk.

Rambo would wait for the boar to charge and knife it under the jaw.

Actually - Rambo would tie his knife to a long-ass stick, wait in a downed tree for the pig to run under him, then dive down on the unsuspecting pig with his makeshift spear.

He would then enjoy some bomb-ass ribs in a secluded mineshaft in the woods.

Real talk.

someone watched  First Blood 

Lmfao

Rambo would wait for the boar to charge and knife it under the jaw.

Actually - Rambo would tie his knife to a long-ass stick, wait in a downed tree for the pig to run under him, then dive down on the unsuspecting pig with his makeshift spear.

He would then enjoy some bomb-ass ribs in a secluded mineshaft in the woods.

Real talk.

That just seems way too contrived. I don't think that even Hollywood would try that.

Rambo would wait for the boar to charge and knife it under the jaw.

Actually - Rambo would tie his knife to a long-ass stick, wait in a downed tree for the pig to run under him, then dive down on the unsuspecting pig with his makeshift spear.

He would then enjoy some bomb-ass ribs in a secluded mineshaft in the woods.

Real talk.

That just seems way too contrived. I don't think that even Hollywood would try that.

These days, Hollywood would have Rambo chase down the boar while riding a wild bull elk, then have him throw his knife directly between the boar's eyes.  But the knife wouldn't kill the boar, so Rambo would have to jump off the elk and perform a roundhouse kick on the boar to drive the knife all the way into its skull.  You'd also learn through a hazy patchwork of a backstory that the boar had murdered Rambo's family some years ago and it was a revenge killing.  The boar would explode in a big fireball because it had a self-destruct sequence that was initiated after it was killed.  But Rambo would barely escape the blast radius.

Megan Fox would show up somewhere too  .

Megan Fox would play col. Troutman.

I say let them hunt with the swords... Seems like some good Darwin Award potential.

Rambo would wait for the boar to charge and knife it under the jaw.

Actually - Rambo would tie his knife to a long-ass stick, wait in a downed tree for the pig to run under him, then dive down on the unsuspecting pig with his makeshift spear.

He would then enjoy some bomb-ass ribs in a secluded mineshaft in the woods.

Real talk.

That just seems way too contrived. I don't think that even Hollywood would try that.

These days, Hollywood would have Rambo chase down the boar while riding a wild bull elk, then have him throw his knife directly between the boar's eyes.  But the knife wouldn't kill the boar, so Rambo would have to jump off the elk and perform a roundhouse kick on the boar to drive the knife all the way into its skull.  You'd also learn through a hazy patchwork of a backstory that the boar had murdered Rambo's family some years ago and it was a revenge killing.  The boar would explode in a big fireball because it had a self-destruct sequence that was initiated after it was killed.  But Rambo would barely escape the blast radius.

Megan Fox would show up somewhere too  .

Michael Bay destroy everything:(


And how do you mess up  tmnt?? Wtf