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I've caught my two biggest salmon while on the phone or taking a leak 

Talking on the phone or VHF radio, eating, or smoking the fish whistle always helps produce bites

Pedal up to another angler way out in the middle of fuk'n ocean during a tourney and park your ass 10 ft away without a Hi or hello. Then comment on how culling that cabby he just caught is illegal without knowing jack shit regarding their stringer limit. Don't do that, ever!!!! 

Ok I feel better now! 

we want the rest of the story

throw your last baits out until you are pretty much at the dock

Pedal up to another angler way out in the middle of fuk'n ocean during a tourney and park your ass 10 ft away without a Hi or hello. Then comment on how culling that cabby he just caught is illegal without knowing jack shit regarding their stringer limit. Don't do that, ever!!!! 

Ok I feel better now! 

Come on, I said hi ...

-Allen

get in a hurry and toss the swimbait off your lap and into the water after applying pro cure.......without putting it on the swivel....cause someones yelling ...your floating into an MPLA,....over and over 

...use 2 rods in the Napa River?

This!   

eat a banana.

...use 2 rods in the Napa River?

Say it ain't so ... the thread that never dies.