mercury test results

i received my yearly physical blood test results; everything was normal including my mercury level. i have eaten hundreds of stripers, hundreds of rockfish, and even a few sharks over the last 15 years. i was pleasantly surprised.

I am shocked your liver isn't pickled 

Great news though, I wish someone would study mercury levels in boneless skinless filets of Bay fish.

Does this prove that mercury dematerializes in the presence of beer?   

Congratulations on your clean results, big guy.

you have to drink more beer

That must be it!

A friend tells me there is a long range mercury test and a short range mercury test. One tells you how you're doing for the last couple of weeks and the other tells you how you're doing for the last few months.

He said he tested high on the short range test after eating some striper. He was fine on the long range test, though. Then he was retested a couple weeks later on the short range test and was okay.