Shark Deterrent Wetsuit

That is why you take a buddy along. It cuts the risk in half.

Pretty sure someone was already attacked in that unless this is new. But it looks like the old one..

To paraphrase George Lopez, "you might deter sharks but you'd look like a puto doing it"

I happen to dig the hamburglar look, I have a snowboarding jacket that's striped black and white like that.

I'd rock that wetsuit.