Am I getting Old or just forgetful??

Ok, I'm a dumbass and left my wife's folding table at SWS after DOTY event. I have not told her yet because I am hoping and praying a good Samaritan will contact me with little or no ransom request.  White, Middle Folding Table,  folding legs with my real world name and goofy NCKA handle " Desertdiver" with phone # on bottom side of table. Already tried Security and house keeping.   Please help me to not become  "Desert-Buried-diver"  Thanks
RussfromReno

I was not at the DOTY but... look at my monkier...I know what I am talking about.  "Old and forgetful" are not seperable!  

It's cheaper to go buy a replacement than to give her that bad news. 

LOL!

I have your table Russ!!  Safe and sound here at my house bro. Let me know next time you are headed down this way and we will use the table exchange as an excuse to meet up for a dive!

Thanks again for coming down and for all your support!

 

Sincerely,

Jim

Its called CRS  (Can't Remember S***)

I was not at the DOTY but... look at my monkier...I know what I am talking about.  "Old and forgetful" are not seperable!  

O'Yeah I forgot, Old(er),forgetful and chicken

It's cheaper to go buy a replacement than to give her that bad news. 

Yep,  Started looking at Cabelas online  for the Exact replacement and Then tell Her as I give her the new one.

 

Its called CRS  (Can't Remember S***)

CRS....Confined Space Rescue,  O'Crap that's right it is Cant rmember S**t.  Great, now I'm Dyslexic    

LOL!

I have your table Russ!!  Safe and sound here at my house bro. Let me know next time you are headed down this way and we will use the table exchange as an excuse to meet up for a dive!
Thanks again for coming down and for all your support!
 
Sincerely,
Jim

Jim, Thank You very much. While losing this table is not a divorce offense it would have mad a Very Big divot in my WAF account.  I will 'fess up about having to head to the coast soon to meet BigJim and pick up her table that I loaned you , I mean forgot at SWS  .  Started to reply earlier but we had 3 calls come in,  CO exposure, Assault with weapon, and a CPR in progress,  all within 3 minutes.  Will give you a yell when I can head down.  Thanks again
Russ