Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
June 28, 2026, 05:24:16 PM

Login with username, password and session length

Recent Topics

by KPD
[Today at 03:39:59 PM]

[Today at 02:47:24 PM]

[Today at 11:14:24 AM]

[Today at 10:31:38 AM]

[June 27, 2026, 10:18:30 PM]

by KPD
[June 27, 2026, 06:54:01 PM]

[June 27, 2026, 06:00:20 PM]

[June 27, 2026, 03:18:13 PM]

[June 27, 2026, 03:11:23 PM]

[June 27, 2026, 02:01:08 PM]

[June 27, 2026, 01:58:23 PM]

[June 27, 2026, 11:40:32 AM]

[June 27, 2026, 11:07:34 AM]

[June 27, 2026, 10:23:27 AM]

[June 27, 2026, 10:22:44 AM]

[June 27, 2026, 08:15:15 AM]

[June 26, 2026, 04:30:44 PM]

[June 26, 2026, 09:30:07 AM]

[June 25, 2026, 09:45:42 PM]

[June 25, 2026, 05:21:37 PM]

[June 25, 2026, 03:09:21 PM]

[June 25, 2026, 10:23:41 AM]

by Nawm
[June 25, 2026, 08:49:19 AM]

[June 24, 2026, 10:37:50 PM]

[June 24, 2026, 06:56:00 PM]

by Nawm
[June 24, 2026, 12:38:08 PM]

[June 23, 2026, 10:29:32 AM]

[June 22, 2026, 08:57:58 PM]

Support NCKA

Support the site by making a donation.

Topic: One of the Funniest/Craziest/psycotic text message threads EVER!!!!  (Read 461 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

  • Better lucky than good.
  • Location: Sacramento/Elk Grove
  • Date Registered: Apr 2013
  • Posts: 757
this is the most over the top ridiculously funny thing i have ever heard.... EVER. i mean it.

 http://soundcloud.com/vaughan-1-1/this-is-what-crazy-looks-like
-Wet Behind The Ears-

Wilderness Systems Ride 135

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” - Mark Twain

"It’s not whether you get knocked down; It’s whether you get back up.” - Vince Lombardi


Weimarian

  • Sea Lion
  • ****
  • F!!! politics. Let's go FISHING
  • Location: Weimar California
  • Date Registered: Mar 2011
  • Posts: 6191
Had one of those in High school... Was nice to her 'cause she was cryin'.... followed me around for a year. Offering anything to be my girlfriend... Sex, anything!!!!! Told her no, didn't do that sort of thing before marriage... She said OK and asked me to marry her! (I'm 17) Said no... So in the school parking lot she dropped her pants and screamed, why I have the right parts!!! And proceeded to show me!!!! She recently sent me a FB friend request... I declined.... :smt044 Still scary t this day :smt005
my new name should be Ostridge. Got my head in the sand. Going fishing and letting go of the other stuff I can't control anyway!


thukidad

  • Sand Dab
  • **
  • Location: Sacramento
  • Date Registered: May 2011
  • Posts: 18
Had one of those in High school... Was nice to her 'cause she was cryin'.... followed me around for a year. Offering anything to be my girlfriend... Sex, anything!!!!! Told her no, didn't do that sort of thing before marriage... She said OK and asked me to marry her! (I'm 17) Said no... So in the school parking lot she dropped her pants and screamed, why I have the right parts!!! And proceeded to show me!!!! She recently sent me a FB friend request... I declined.... :smt044 Still scary t this day :smt005

Lol... she really wanted the D


crash

  • Sea Lion
  • ****
  • Location: Eureka
  • Date Registered: Dec 2007
  • Posts: 6601
That girl has some serious mental health problems. It is as funny as cancer or AIDS.
"SCIENCE SUCKS" - bmb


SmokeOnTheWater

  • Sea Lion
  • ****
  • Location: Santa Clara
  • Date Registered: Dec 2011
  • Posts: 4548
Oh man, that was pretty funny.  What a psycho chick.

And Ron, your story is hilarious too.  Must have been quite the scene with her showing you her she-junk in public.
« Last Edit: December 04, 2013, 04:42:32 PM by SmokeOnTheWater »
If you ain't first, you're last.


Weimarian

  • Sea Lion
  • ****
  • F!!! politics. Let's go FISHING
  • Location: Weimar California
  • Date Registered: Mar 2011
  • Posts: 6191
@ lunch in the Parking lot!!!! 1000 people all around.... And ya, wasn't funny even then... :smt012
my new name should be Ostridge. Got my head in the sand. Going fishing and letting go of the other stuff I can't control anyway!


 

anything