Fishing joke

 OK, 2 older fishermen are fishing thier favorite creek when they see a HUGE trout hanging under a tree and one of the guys sneaks down real slow and at the moment  he casts, a funeral precesion drives by the road next to the creek.
The guy stops mid-cast, spooking the fish, and stands staight and proud, and puts his hat to his chest and bows his head.
The other guy say to him, "Wow Fred, thats mighty respectful of you." And he replies, " Well, we were married for 50 years 'ya know!"

Very funny. 

Jason

I like the dead joke better.

Man's Fishing Story..........
 
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the Kayak up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph.

I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and Discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap."