You can tell all your friends you were there when...

The Dudertron (no affiliation with any other brand lure foreign or domestic) was unleashed onto the global salmon scene!!

So potent against salmonid that the Dudertron is banned in 98% of big-game tournaments!

So attractive to big salmon that the Dudertron is already illegal in 78 countries, 3 commonwealths, the District of Colombia AND the Virgin Islands!!

So SCARY-efficient that the packaging recommends that you wear a helmet while fishing because giant salmon have been known to jump right IN your boat just to try and dry-hump the Dudertrons in your tacklebox!!! 

Love it.    

Dudertron - "They Will dry-hump it!

Sounds like a reasonable slogan.

 

 

Nice looking salmon jewelry.