you might be a kayaker if......

http://www.kayakplace.com/gearboat/mightbe.htm

  "Your wife says you love your boat and your boatin' buddies more than her, and she sounds just like your first wife -- and your second. "

I had a girfiend once, a little Italian girl who was mad at me for surfing twice in one day instead of coming home and vacuuming the living room.

She said "I think you value surfing more than our relationship!!!!"

I stopped for a moment, and said "I think you may be right."

And that was that.

 
1- You choose a new car based on whether or not your rack system will fit it.
2-Your friends or relatives are shocked when you answer the phone at home on a weekend
3-You can't drive over a bridge without looking for water under it.
4-You've toyed with the idea of just leaving your boat and gear loaded on your vehicle

-You've toyed with the idea of just leaving your boat and gear loaded on your vehicle
toyed with, heck my pick up has my yaks loaded up and ready to go.
my wife has her own car and I have a work van so I am able to leave my truck loaded up


You take your wife/girlfriend kayaking a few times and once she likes it you mention, hey we could try some fishing.
                                                                  Morgan

LOL- I leave my stuff loaded occasionally.  don't you hate it when there's that one piece of squid that remains at the bottom of the milkcrate  on a sunny afternoon?  Pee Yewww

When someone mentions the word 'kayak' and you whip out your wallet and instead of family photos you have photos of your kayak and big fish.

yeah I hate finding those special forgoten fermented items.
                              Morgan

You keep checkomg your rod after it is stowed.

You smell/remember you have not washed your hands when eating a chip/dip.

When you go to the garden supply store, looking for a nozzle to hose your kayak with.

You start a 5 year plan to grow trees that will let you look at your kayak uncovered.

You get into a car accident and the first thing you look at is if your straps are still holfding your kayak on.

When the next lady in your life will have a kayak, or can cook fish better than you.

While driving down the road you keep checking the shadow of your car to see if your kayak is still there
                                                    Morgan

While driving down the road you keep checking the shadow of your car to see if your kayak is still there
                                                    Morgan

Good one Morgan!  That's totally me