ROAD RAGE !!!

So, I'm driving down Hwy 92 -- on the "fast lane"......this middle aged yuppie guy (later to be called an efing IDIOT) is doing a 45 mph on a early- morning- super-busy-commute-65MPH zone . Not only is he holding a dozen cars behind him...but he's also casually sipping his Starbucks coffee.  So now, I'm about 5 feet his bumper because the guy behind me is on my bumper (I would have backed off - but at this point  - I'm stuck) So, I TRY to be nice and slowly back off and give him at least a car's length distance...but the driver behind me closes in even more. I soon notice that the build up behind me is even getting bigger and the slow lane is jammed so I could not "get out of the way".....then....Mr Starbucks proceeds to give me a finger  I was surprised + shocked and that maybe I was just seeing things...then he clearly let's go of his steering wheel and gives me the two handed "bird"    So, I "motion" like I was really "afraid" and "heart broken" about his gesture. I see an opening on the slow lane and did a lane change...to my surprise, he has a teenaged daughter sitting on the passenger side - she had the look of fear in her face So, I decided to keep cool and not do anything to scare her even more....so I gently got in front of him and proceeded UNLOAD my entire windshield wiper fluid on him......from what I could see on the rear view mirror, he had his left hand out and waving a fist at me. I simply waved a peace sign and went my way. The rest of the cars behind him followed my lead and started honking their horns at him as they passed....

All the guy had to do was pull to the side (slow lane) when he clearly got the chance to (and he had MANY chances to do so).

I have to go now.....gotta re-fill my wiper fluid 

WTG!

Next time just pick one of these to bring along.....











CHEERS!

brother sam, believe me, I wanted give Mr. Starbucks a piece of my mind  but seeing the scared look of his daughter got me thinking about being the better man  ....so, I basically did what a Jellyfish (Chris = Sean's son) would have done....SQUIRT 'em with water 

That's great Carma 

If you have a beater car you can just point the wiper squiters to the side and fill the reservoir with paint thinner.

or veggie oil.. 

yeah good call on chillin.  much better to write a story and laugh then to have engaged in anything.

what ticks me is over half the population driving now is talking with one hand. 

Like 7 years ago i was a dealership driver and it had a speaker and a spot for the phone, I never had to be distracted while driving, just talked.    someday........

If you have a beater car you can just point the wiper squiters to the side and fill the reservoir with paint thinner.

sounds like that guy who thinks he is above the rest should seriously seek counsel from Shalom in the Home and recruit the help of Rabbi Shmuley Boteach.