One day

One day a man came home and was greeted
by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.

"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So, he tied her up and went fishing.

Pleasure is where you find it

 

This joke was told in my presence some time ago in a mixed group, most of the women did not laugh.  Asked why. they  conferred and their leader replied, "Nothing funny about a coward."  [Ouch.]

The version I heard was:

A well dressed, obviously well-off man in an upscale bar is approached by a beautiful, sexily dressed woman. They talk for a bit, and she seems to be smitten with him, hanging on his every word, touching his arm, generally letting him know she's interested. So the guy is thinking "Great !", until she leans over, and whispers in his ear "For $1000, I'll do anything you want, but you have to say it in three words or less". So the the guy thinks for a second or two, looking somewhat perturbed. Then suddenly a great big grin appears on his face, and he takes her hand, shakes it and says "deal". He peels off $1000 in $100s, lays them on the bar, then whispers in her ear "Paint my house".


Scott