Things Mooch Doesn't Believe

Mooch doesn't believe in music that wasn't recorded by U2.

Mooch doesn't believe in not criticising others driving skills.

Mooch does not believe in racial equality.

Mooch does not believe in mustard.

Mooch believes that bananas are not bad luck

mooch believes that pickles don't belong in sandwiches....and needs to be eaten separately

Mooch believes that no Mexican fighter will ever beat Pacquiao

Mooch believes that "Shark Week" should be 7 days of National Holiday....no work with pay for all 

mooch believes that watermelon should be served with a generous squeeze of lime juice

mooch believes that there are no stripers in the ocean 

Mooch does not believe this is a "Tigerfish".

Mooch doesn't believe that  Garlic Fried Rice is made for anyone but him

Mooch doesn't belive that there is any fog in Daly City

mooch believes that only kooks watch "Jersey Shore"     (Fuzz and Agarcia = both guilty)

mooch believes that steak should be eaten rare/bloody with a side order of Filipino Garlic rice...

mooch believes that uni should only be eaten FRESH off the ocean

mooch also believes that "gun control" means using both hands....

Mooch does believe in wearing womens capri pants.

Mooch does believe that mikes hard lemonade.....is the hard stuff.

Mooch believes that watching mens beach volleyball is better than watching the superbowl. 

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mooch believes that stormscrambler and rockfish are really the same person 

Mooch doesn't believe in handlining even if you can hook and land with it.