What do hillbillies do on Holloween?

Pump kin.

Hey now, don't make fun of us white boys! 


How do hillbillies practice safe sex?

They spraypaint red x's on the back of sheep that kick

I Had to look! Thanks I needed that .

Ok ! Why do hillbillies wear long rubber boots????.............So they can put the back legs of sheep in and they cant run away.

Two hillbilly brothers are sitting on a fence talking about Jeb's upcoming wedding day.
Billy Ray asks Jeb: You looks kinda sad, what's wrong?
Jeb: Well I'm worried about my bride to be
Billy Ray: What's to be worried about? She's a fine lookin girl from a good family.
Jeb: But, she's a virgin
Billy Ray: Why would that bother you?
Jeb: I been wonderin, if she ain't good enough for her family, what makes her good enough for ours?

Redneck Seafood Dinner 

A young ventriloquist is touring through the deep south and stops to perform at a small bar in Texas. He's going through his usual stupid Redneck jokes, when a big mean-looking guy in the audience stands up and says, "I've heard just about enough of yer smartass hillbilly jokes. We ain't all stupid down here in the South."

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the big guy pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to the smartass little fella on yer knee."

Two hillbilly brothers are sitting on a fence talking about Jeb's upcoming wedding day.
Billy Ray asks Jeb: You looks kinda sad, what's wrong?
Jeb: Well I'm worried about my bride to be
Billy Ray: What's to be worried about? She's a fine lookin girl from a good family.
Jeb: But, she's a virgin
Billy Ray: Why would that bother you?
Jeb: I been wonderin, if she ain't good enough for her family, what makes her good enough for ours?

LMFAO