In case of fire

Step 1 - Do not panic. Everything is under control.   I have been deputized!



Step 2 - ?!?! Ask Danglin

I don't understand why all the people out at OP were looking at me so funny today...strange.

Insert punchlines below!

If everything is under control, then we are really in trouble.

I think the fireman was the missing village people singer!

LOOK It's a Bird, It's a plane, NO it's Captain Bassman.

my legs are as red as that hat after sitting in the sun all day . . . but still better than all those thick clothes you're wearing in this weather.

my legs are as red as that hat after sitting in the sun all day . . . but still better than all those thick clothes you're wearing in this weather.

thick clothes = lose weight

you mean your newfangled potato sack technology didn't protect your legs?

The state budget problems are really gettting out of control.

Somewhere theres a villiage(people) missing its idiot.

Somewhere theres a villiage(people) missing its idiot.

  I think we have a winner!

I don't understand why all the people out at OP were looking at me so funny today...strange.
Insert punchlines below!

I think you look "cute" with that hat 

One day a boy was drowning in a nearby lake. Bassman swam out and pulled the boy up onto the beach and began CPR. A crowed watched With great amazement as the firefighter frantically pumped on the boys chest, water pouring from the boys mouth. Each time Bassman pumped more water came out. A short time later seaweed started coming out, then minnows, then more water started coming out of the boys mouth. Bassman feared this would never stop! Just then, a paramedic arrived and quickly ran over to Bassman and blurted out, "Hey Chief! You better get that kid's ass out of the water before you pump the lake dry".

(ok, so it wasn't a caption) 

Fireman and a Bail-Bonds-Man!!    Two things that go well with Arson!

Fireman and a Bail-Bonds-Man!!    Two things that go well with Aaron!

sorry, had to fix your quote there Al

" I put on my super fireman invisibility hat and escaped the asylum during naptime."