The Year is 2059

Keep it peaceful here guys.

-Brian G

I am so lost....I must not be smart enough to follow

As it turned out it wasn't the end. After slipping into the murky waters, sweet jimmy found he could breathe just fine. in fact, breathing was easier underwater than on the smog filled surface. It was then that jimmy vowed vengence on the evil-corrupt corporations and politicians who had decimated our seas for their own personal profit. Justice was swift for the enforcers in the boat. Jimmy grabbed a sharp stick from the bottom of the lake and plunged it through the hull of their boat. Unable to swim or breathe underwater, the enforcers sank to their graves. After hours of underwater exploration, Jimmy came upon a small island built from trash and old tires. Exhausted, Jimmy crawled up on the island and fell asleep inside an old tractor tire. Later that day,he was awoken by a beautiful woman in a dress made from bottle caps and syringes. She asked jimmy to come have lunch with her familly at their meth-lab on the other side of the island. At lunch, Jimmy told her familly the stories of how the empire of evil was destroying the waterways of the world. The familly was shocked,disgusted and angry. They vowed to join forces with jimmy to start the revolution. Jimmy thanked them by sleeping with the daughter in the bottlecap dress. The next morning, Jimmy and the daughter set out to harvest teeth from the bodies of the dead enforcers. This was the beginning of the great revolution.

LOL! At least somebody got the "Caries Lake" innuendo. Thanks Jack. Bottlecap girl. 

Saltydog, I  was enjoying your story and I didn't want it to end. Someone give us another paragraph please.

As your humble servant I must obey. http://www.norcalkayakanglers.com/index.php/topic,23696.0.html

Saltydog thanks for the story ! Jack thanks for the laugh ...

Saltydog thanks for the story ! Jack thanks for the laugh ...

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