Pizza and Pitchers

I was attacked (verbally abused ) by a stoned girl in the parking lot at the end of the night....

Was this after we shut the place down at 10?  Sad I missed it.  How did it all go down?

Joel was not attacked....and his inability to interact with women was even more evident last night. Allow me to retell the tale.

We're in the parking lot standing behind Eric's truck, Eric was gifting Mooch a T160 tankwell insert for his dual hatch and I am commenting on how I don't know why there is a cult like following of dual hatch yaks when the rear hatch is pretty much useless while on the water.  Mooch disagreed and said the rear hatch is plenty useful......once you add the rear insert that turns it into a tankwell 

A tall slender blonde walks up the parking lot and stops about 5 feet from mooch's toyota mini truck (its lowered and has an airbrushed scene of him yakfishing the green can in 20' groundswell on the tailgate).  She looked over at us and asked who the hot little truck belonged to...Mooch responded with a cracked voice....its mine, is there a problem? She said its an awesome truck and asked if he could take her for a ride in it....Mooch said it was getting close to his curfew and he had to get home before his sister locks him out of the house.  She was pissed and hucked something into the bed of his truck then stormed off mumbling.  We go over to his truck to see what it was and it was a mini flashlite........joel was stoked, he scored.   

     

agarcia....

you have skillzs my friend.....

it was and it was a mini flashlite........joel was stoked, he scored. 

....unfortunately, I didn't really "score".....the flashlight did not come with batteries...so, on the way home, I stopped by the 7-11 and purchased some, put the batteries in and it didn't work ...I look closely and the LED bulbs were cracked

Anyone need some batteries? 

     

 

She looked over at us and asked who the hot little truck belonged to...Mooch responded with a cracked voice....its mine, is there a problem?

 

She was totally hot if you are into aggro tweaker chicks.

You chased off an NCKA groupie chick?!!!!! WTF? 

Joel was not attacked....and his inability to interact with women was even more evident last night. Allow me to retell the tale.
   

Hahaha.  Yeah, Mooch IS incapable of interacting with women.  And when a woman DOES talk to him, he thinks she's hitting on him! 

Thanks Art for putting this together.  It was really nice to hang out away from the water. 

Sorry I missed the fun.  Been pulling a string of all nighters to meet a big deadline.  Missed the deadline last night, but woke up to an extension.  It's going to be one more busy day.

-Allen

And when a woman DOES talk to him, he thinks she's hitting on him! 

This one was definitely hitting on him and he hid behind Eric cause he thought she was gonna beat him up.




I think trhe thanks goes out to everyone who showed up and everyone who bought pitchers or pizza cause I wasn't the only one.     

I think Joel made the right call. Besides professionals, what kind of woman trolls parking lots late at night?

Joel was not attacked....and his inability to interact with women was even more evident last night. Allow me to retell the tale.

Good stuff Art.  Was it the same chick from inside the pizza parlor?

I look closely and the LED bulbs were cracked

Anyone need some batteries?       

I've got an LED bulb.

I'm not sure if she was inside, I think she just wandered in the lot from off the street. Definitely a dirtball lookin tweaker.  After she threw the flashlight at joels truck she walked off then stopped about at about 50 feet, turned around and screamed "you know what F**K the Police y'all......F**K the Police"


Bill has some unsavory characters hangin in his hood