Please take my husband (FisHunter) fishing

Rat Rock!!
.....paddle out to the deep hole, drop the offerings, then we can cuddle&Q! 
...stand by for the hook up fellas!! 

You might want to keep that hook-up to just the two of you....but what do I know.

you don't even need to paddle out to the deep hole for RR...i almost got spooled there last year.

Rat Rock!!
.....paddle out to the deep hole, drop the offerings, then we can cuddle&Q! 
...stand by for the hook up fellas!! 

You might want to keep that hook-up to just the two of you....but what do I know.

i'm STILL waiting for MY turn to be the BIG SPOON!....i gotta keep trying!

Rat Rock!!
.....paddle out to the deep hole, drop the offerings, then we can cuddle&Q! 
...stand by for the hook up fellas!! 

You might want to keep that hook-up to just the two of you....but what do I know.

i'm STILL waiting for MY turn to be the BIG SPOON!....i gotta keep trying!

Dear Adam,

I hate to be the bearer of bad news...but....just do the math....your about 100 lbs and I'm about 230 lbs (depending on food source availability) ...you simply CANNOT SPOON a bigger fella.....(just ask Scott Peterson in San Quentin) It's just physically impossible...unless you stop eating your fruits and start consuming mandogs 7 days a week for a few months...then maybe you can build up to be "big spoon".

OG Big Spoon,
Mooch

Best Laugh all Day! You guys are to much

Dear Barbie,

You ARE an exceptional wife and woman. But I really need your advice. My wife seems very supportive of my ocean yak fishing ( she loves ling tacos) but before she would let me fish Da Bean, I had to take out a large life insurance policy leaving her sole beneficiary.

The other night I woke from a deep sleep and she was staring at me and for a brief second I thought I saw dollar signs reflecting off her eyes.

Is she just insuring she will be OK if Piscean's pet fish eats me....., or should I be more diligent in checking the hull of my yak for knife punctures before I launch next spring???

Worried and Wondering in Ben Lomond

Dear Mrs FishHunter,

Could you please do Jedi mind control tricks on my better half?   Beam the Force at her with this message: "You want Dave to fish on Saturday and not paint the house."

Thank you, and the check is in the mail,

Dave

I think you guys may have this all wrong.  FisHunter doesnt fish like the rest of us.  We just go and hope.  He is on a higher plane and "feels" the fish.  Like a zen master, he knows the karmic ribbon that wraps his sturgeon and knows the time is not yet right.   

would you question Jay Lenos comic timing?  Mrs. Woods choice of clubs? Jack Bauers job committment?  No?  Then do not question FisHunters feel of the fish.

Mrs. FisHunter, it is a burden living with the chosen.  Wear it proudly 

Too funny, I just saw this post and was just talking to Adam, while fishing for Sturgeon,  about how stupid is is for us to go out in this snotty weather, freeze on an anchor for a giant fish that almost never comes. Madness. But we had fun doing just that today.

I am happy to fish with Adam anytime. Just not sturgeon fishing.  Personally, I don't participate in the AOTY because I don't want to spend time fishing bait on the anchor in snotty conditions. My advice is to enjoy life and fish for the enjoyment. If you can do that sturgeon fishing, go for it. 

That why we called it "MADNESS"!