Killer Dolphins?

Only if we could train them to go after seals!

When you go diving again, be sure not to swim like a porpoise.

Reminds me of this:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28315

Reminds me of this:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28315

"Flipper Flips Out"

http://www.ktvu.com/news/21543657/detail.html

"Flipper Flips Out"

http://www.ktvu.com/news/21543657/detail.html

"It could be a little sexual frustration," she said, "and a lot of males around for very few females. That's my favorite in terms of an explanation, but at this point we're fascinated by the behavior and trying to figure it out."

Yeah, every time I get sexually frustrated I want to ram something too, so this makes sense...