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General => General Talk => Topic started by: eiboh on May 17, 2017, 08:41:49 AM

Title: mean nicknames
Post by: eiboh on May 17, 2017, 08:41:49 AM
In junior high health class learned definition of scrotum. Nicknamed some poor kid scroter and it stuck like glue bear in mind this was some forty plus years ago.
Then there was boogie a freind of mine.
My joker uncle asked me where boogie was and mom looked at him with a raised eyebrow. he did a little dance and said that boy can boogie and it calmed mom down.
I thought the jerky dance looked funny and began calling him boogie. He asked me why so i demonstrated dance to the best of my ability.
He liked it so much he made up his own dance and when the other kids called him boogie he would do his quick dance to everyones laughter.
Found out some thirtyfive years later the reason he called him boogie was he always had a booger visible in his nose.
Now some of your nicknames and how you or they got them
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: crash on May 17, 2017, 09:03:35 AM
Oyster Boy - because cabeza de culo is a dick.
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: Archie Marx on May 17, 2017, 09:36:01 AM
Around my house my name is Zhu Tou.
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: FishWorks on May 17, 2017, 09:43:36 AM
Mine is Mudboy now cause apparently to some, the fish around here in the valley all taste like Mud!! 🤣😂
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: krusty on May 17, 2017, 09:57:19 AM
Around my house my name is Zhu Tou.

 :smt044
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: Weimarian on May 17, 2017, 11:30:00 AM
Is Asshole a nickname? I get that a lot :smt044 :smt005
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: Cabeza de Martillo on May 17, 2017, 11:34:28 AM
Oyster Boy - because cabeza de culo is a dick.

 :smt044 :smt008
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: Fish Master1 on May 17, 2017, 11:39:57 AM
Mine is Mudboy now cause apparently to some, the fish around here in the valley all taste like Mud!! 🤣😂


 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 I seriously will never forget spitting that "Fresh" salmon we caught right out my mouth on your driveway!!!! :smt044 :smt044 :smt044
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: NowhereMan on May 17, 2017, 12:05:07 PM
My wife calls me "yang gwei-dze". She says it's a compliment, but I don't trust her...
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: Dale L on May 17, 2017, 02:07:59 PM
My uncle at 89 is still called Boo Boo, by most of his close friend and family, it started when was about 2, walking around holding up a finger and crying boo boo, looking for some sympathy,
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: DRT Yakbah on May 17, 2017, 02:13:54 PM
The worst was a kid that had a mole on his lip.  "Shit Lip" is what he was called.  It stuck pretty good and he changed schools because of it.  We were dickheads at 13.
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: Tote on May 17, 2017, 03:15:10 PM
Still Tote to this day.
Started around 6-7th grade.
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: Fish Master1 on May 17, 2017, 03:15:59 PM
 :smt005.. Wonder why you got that nickname? :smt044
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: FISHADOW on May 17, 2017, 03:18:50 PM
Still call people pussies  :smt001
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: beerhunter on May 17, 2017, 07:30:22 PM
I knew a dude in school who I was introduced to as Burnie..... Burnie had visible scars on his arms from a fire or burn of some kind. His real name was Mike.  :smt003 :smt003 :smt003

Fucked up but best nickname ever!
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: Bushy on May 17, 2017, 08:38:42 PM
A friend of mine was in jail in Florida.  LSD sales, I think.

while there, one guy had been convicted of buring his entire family up in their house.

wevery tme he's walk down the hall past the locked cells, all the cons would chant "BBQ! BBQ! BBQ!"

(Sorta relates to Burnie yeah?)

Bushy
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: Bushy on May 17, 2017, 08:40:03 PM
Oyster Boy - because cabeza de culo is a dick.

More properly, that is "Cabeza en el culo"

Bouché
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: Fisherman X on May 17, 2017, 08:48:23 PM
Oyster Boy - because cabeza de culo is a dick.

More properly, that is "Cabeza en el culo"

Bouché

 :smt005

Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: SOMA on May 18, 2017, 06:33:30 AM
Huff & Puff, Suck & Blow.  A couple of young "ladies" from the '60's, but never to their face.
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: crash on May 18, 2017, 10:07:02 AM
There were attractive identical twin girls that went to school in the next town when I was growing up. The were called Spit and Swallow because it was the only way you could tell them apart.
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: sandshred on May 18, 2017, 11:40:43 AM
 My friends son got busted checking out Juicy Boobs . com at the age of 7.
 He is now 20, we still call him JB.
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: Bushy on May 18, 2017, 01:20:56 PM
My friends son got busted checking out Juicy Boobs . com at the age of 7.
 He is now 20, we still call him JB.

And then there is the dedicated young fisherman in Santa Cruz, forever known as "Zippy."  The story is his to tell, though.

Maybe if I get enough whiskey in me I will share the story.  It's hilarious.

Oh that's right, I don't drink whiskey.  Sorry.
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: SmokeOnTheWater on May 22, 2017, 03:42:14 PM
In college, our dorm house was called Brisa.  There was a chick we named the Brisa Bicycle....cuz everyone got a ride!   :smt005
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: Archie Marx on May 23, 2017, 10:51:58 AM
My friend Trevor from Oakland is a tatoo artist who absolutely refused to do a "trampstamp" back when they were the thing to do. One month he was hard up for cash and broke his trampstamp rule. He has since been known as "Tramp-stamp Trevor".
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: Jeremy on May 23, 2017, 04:22:02 PM
In college, our dorm house was called Brisa.  There was a chick we named the Brisa Bicycle....cuz everyone got a ride!   :smt005

UCI?
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: SmokeOnTheWater on May 23, 2017, 04:39:18 PM
In college, our dorm house was called Brisa.  There was a chick we named the Brisa Bicycle....cuz everyone got a ride!   :smt005

UCI?

Yup!  Did you go to school there too? 
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: Jeremy on May 23, 2017, 06:03:52 PM
In college, our dorm house was called Brisa.  There was a chick we named the Brisa Bicycle....cuz everyone got a ride!   :smt005

UCI?

Yup!  Did you go to school there too?

Check the avatar :)  I was in Middle Earth with the rest of the nerds.
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: Bushy on May 23, 2017, 10:01:14 PM
REMEMBER, YOU CAN ALWAYS RETORT TO THE MEAN NICKNAME WITH THE DEAL CLOSER:

"I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?"

BUSHY
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: FishWorks on May 23, 2017, 10:35:37 PM
Mine is Mudboy now cause apparently to some, the fish around here in the valley all taste like Mud!! 🤣😂


 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 I seriously will never forget spitting that "Fresh" salmon we caught right out my mouth on your driveway!!!! :smt044 :smt044 :smt044
Your an A-HOLE.....🤣😂😅
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: Fish 'n Brew on May 24, 2017, 08:44:03 AM
How about the name Shithead, pronounced like the Irish would.  Shi-they-id.
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: NowhereMan on May 24, 2017, 09:31:14 AM
REMEMBER, YOU CAN ALWAYS RETORT TO THE MEAN NICKNAME WITH THE DEAL CLOSER:

"I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?"

BUSHY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOGWbzUM-y8
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: eiboh on July 21, 2017, 08:51:43 AM
buddy of mine from high school and I were just laughing the other night about a kid named fleabag. apparently he went out and got drunk and returned home about 3 a.m. do all the house doors being locked. he slept on the back porch on the dog's blanket covered in some dirty clothes that we're set out there by the washing machine. several people saw him there the next morning still passed out drunk. :smt001
Title: Re: mean nicknames
Post by: eiboh on July 21, 2017, 08:55:37 AM
I forgot to mention one of his older brothers gave him the nickname :smt001