mooch:
glad you liked it - this pic was just passed on to me by a co-worker :smt001
mickfish:
:smt003
mooch:
> > FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO ACHIEVE A HAPPY LIFE: > > > > 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from > > time to time, cleans and has a job. > > > > 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. > > > > 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie >to > > you. > > > > 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to > > be with you. > > > > 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each >other.
Bushy:
My Favorite was a Gary Larson cartoon, Far Side:
Two men fishing in a rowboat. Huge mushroom cloud on the horizon. One says to the other, "You know what this means, don't you? Forget the size restrictions and screw the limit!"
I cut it out of the newspaper and keep it to this day.
Allen
mickfish:
Tequila Christmas Cake
Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle tequila 2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat. :tongue2: CHERRY MISTMAS!