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Title: Voted Today
Post by: Bushy on October 17, 2016, 04:46:19 PM: Every election, my wife and I sit down at the kitchen table and hash it out together. Candidates we usually are direclty opposite. Measures and propositions we almost always agree.

This year, my son Max got to participate with us. He's home for a few days from Puget Sound University freshman year. He's already been written up twice at the dorm. So funny, cause part of my job at UCSC was dealing with those writeup people.

Max B-Day is Nov. 8. But he gets to vote this year. Very cool.

I was really torn regarding the presidential nominees. I've been anti-Clinton for a very long time. And despite the Supreme Court aspect I just couldn't mark a ballot for Trump. In my eyes he is one of "them."

So, I wrote in a candidate: Allen Sansano.

And, I urge anyone else similarly conflicted to write in Sansano as well. Let's see how many votes we can get for him.

Bushy
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: RBark on October 17, 2016, 04:49:17 PM: Sorry, Hojoman already bribed me with some yellowtail. I'm voting Howard. Maybe Allen can be VP.
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: Papa Al on October 17, 2016, 05:29:06 PM: Vote for Sam the Pug!

Butt sniffs and face licks for everyone!
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: Malibu_Two on October 17, 2016, 05:31:37 PM: Quote from: Bushy on October 17, 2016, 04:46:19 PM
So, I wrote in a candidate: Allen Sansano.

And, I urge anyone else similarly conflicted to write in Sansano as well. Let's see how many votes we can get for him.

Bushy

In California, it's quite a privilege to be able to vote third party without affecting the final outcome!
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: NowhereMan on October 17, 2016, 05:34:54 PM: I'm voting for Pat Paulsen.
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: Chadrock on October 17, 2016, 05:46:33 PM: I wore my hat at work today. Felt I needed get the word out.
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: Bushy on October 17, 2016, 05:56:14 PM: Quote from: Alfredo on October 17, 2016, 05:29:06 PM
Vote for Sam the Pug!

Butt sniffs and face licks for everyone!

See, here we go. Opposites again. My candidate provides the exact opposite of yours!

Bushy
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: beerhunter on October 17, 2016, 08:32:39 PM: :smt003
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: polepole on October 17, 2016, 08:46:30 PM: Quote from: beerhunter on October 17, 2016, 08:32:39 PM
:smt003

#LiveBaitMatters

Face sniffs and butt licks for everyone!
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: Cowman on October 17, 2016, 08:52:17 PM: Master baiter for President

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Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: MANBEARPIG on October 17, 2016, 09:30:52 PM: Ben Davis for president fools!
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: MontanaN8V on October 17, 2016, 09:33:42 PM: I just can't believe we are voting on requiring condoms for porn! Crazy!
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: Bushy on October 17, 2016, 09:38:14 PM: Quote from: MontanaN8V on October 17, 2016, 09:33:42 PM
I just can't believe we are voting on requiring condoms for porn! Crazy!

Yeah my wife says "It's like requiring restaurant employees to wash their hands after the bathroom." I replied, "Only if they are serving each other exclusively." My point is depth of legal minutia=more gov't control. More beauracracy, more taxes, less liberty.

That's why I went with more pink butt licks.

Bouché
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: tiny on October 17, 2016, 09:40:42 PM: HILARIOUS.the Blues Brothers for PRES AND VICE PRES
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: newfuturevintage on October 18, 2016, 06:57:31 AM: Quote from: Alfredo on October 17, 2016, 05:29:06 PM
Vote for Sam the Pug!

Butt sniffs and face licks for everyone!

Campaign promises that will not go unfulfilled!
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: Bushy on October 18, 2016, 09:13:28 AM: Quote from: Malibu_Two on October 17, 2016, 05:31:37 PM
In California, it's quite a privilege to be able to vote third party without affecting the final outcome!

Max actually reminded me of that fact, with all electoral votes going to the one candidate anyway.
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: crash on October 18, 2016, 09:35:01 AM: The porn condoms one seems odd to me. Won't the industry just up and leave California if that happens? Isn't it really a vote on keeping porn production here or kicking it to Las Vegas/Miami etc?
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: Cabeza de Martillo on October 18, 2016, 09:54:17 AM: Quote from: MontanaN8V on October 17, 2016, 09:33:42 PM
I just can't believe we are voting on requiring condoms for porn! Crazy!

Aint no way I'm wearing a condom when I watch porn :smt009 :smt005
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: FisHunter on October 18, 2016, 12:25:24 PM: Quote from: Cabeza de Martillo on October 18, 2016, 09:54:17 AM
Quote from: MontanaN8V on October 17, 2016, 09:33:42 PM
I just can't believe we are voting on requiring condoms for porn! Crazy!

Aint no way I'm wearing a condom when I watch porn :smt009 :smt005
dont knock it until u try it......like the ol' "stranger in the bed".

I'll Vote SAM THE PUG FOR PRESIDENT CUZitsBEENawhile :smt003
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: PISCEAN on October 18, 2016, 01:02:27 PM: Quote from: oyster boy on October 18, 2016, 09:35:01 AM
The porn condoms one seems odd to me. Won't the industry just up and leave California if that happens? Isn't it really a vote on keeping porn production here or kicking it to Las Vegas/Miami etc?

according to my voter info packet, yes the state would lose a few million dollars in tax revenue, and regulation would cost the state about the same or less
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: masterandahound on October 18, 2016, 01:30:13 PM: Quote from: Cabeza de Martillo on October 18, 2016, 09:54:17 AM
Quote from: MontanaN8V on October 17, 2016, 09:33:42 PM
I just can't believe we are voting on requiring condoms for porn! Crazy!

Aint no way I'm wearing a condom when I watch porn :smt009 :smt005
Just laughed out loud in public because of that. People are looking at me funny and holding their kids a little closer now. Thanks !!! :smt044
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: Bushy on October 18, 2016, 01:58:39 PM: :smt082 :smt082 :smt082
Quote from: Cabeza de Martillo on October 18, 2016, 09:54:17 AM
Quote from: MontanaN8V on October 17, 2016, 09:33:42 PM
I just can't believe we are voting on requiring condoms for porn! Crazy!

Aint no way I'm wearing a condom when I watch porn :smt009 :smt005
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: Mr.Matt on October 18, 2016, 02:06:06 PM: Quote from: Malibu_Two on October 17, 2016, 05:31:37 PM
Quote from: Bushy on October 17, 2016, 04:46:19 PM
So, I wrote in a candidate: Allen Sansano.

And, I urge anyone else similarly conflicted to write in Sansano as well. Let's see how many votes we can get for him.

Bushy

In California, it's quite a privilege to be able to vote third party without affecting the final outcome!
Good point

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Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: rockfish on October 18, 2016, 03:22:32 PM: Quote from: Cabeza de Martillo on October 18, 2016, 09:54:17 AM
Quote from: MontanaN8V on October 17, 2016, 09:33:42 PM
I just can't believe we are voting on requiring condoms for porn! Crazy!

Aint no way I'm wearing a condom when I watch porn :smt009 :smt005

I do it so I can feel young again...
:smt044 :smt044
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: RBark on October 18, 2016, 04:01:20 PM: The porn condom thing is just one of those moralist things where they hope everyone wearing condoms will lead to kids wearing condoms. There hasn't been a STD in the industry in over a decade. Personally, I have this wacky thought that parents should be teaching kids to wear condoms, not Bushy's favorite porno: "Edward Penis Hands part 2"

(http://cdn1-www.craveonline.com/assets/uploads/gallery/20-funniest-porn-titles-mandatory/edward-penishands600.jpg)
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: MontanaN8V on October 18, 2016, 07:57:40 PM: Quote from: RBark on October 18, 2016, 04:01:20 PM
The porn condom thing is just one of those moralist things where they hope everyone wearing condoms will lead to kids wearing condoms. There hasn't been a STD in the industry in over a decade. Personally, I have this wacky thought that parents should be teaching kids to wear condoms, not Bushy's favorite porno: "Edward Penis Hands part 2"

(http://cdn1-www.craveonline.com/assets/uploads/gallery/20-funniest-porn-titles-mandatory/edward-penishands600.jpg)

It was actually ram rodded through the cal osha standards board pioneered by two lesbian upper rank people in the division. I literally had a back row seat to the chaos for the last five years. The lesbians and their "organization" got beat lickety split. So, they rallied and got enough signatures to put on a ballot.

I could go into more detail, but that is the jiz of it.
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: Bushy on October 19, 2016, 08:20:49 AM: The word you're looking for is "Gist." Looks like a Fruedian sip.

Bushy
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: crash on October 19, 2016, 08:29:07 AM: Quote from: Bushy on October 19, 2016, 08:20:49 AM
The word you're looking for is "Gist." Looks like a Fruedian sip.

Bushy

That was 100% intentional. You must be new around here.
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: Bushy on October 19, 2016, 08:33:07 AM: Quote from: oyster boy on October 19, 2016, 08:29:07 AM
Quote from: Bushy on October 19, 2016, 08:20:49 AM
The word you're looking for is "Gist." Looks like a Fruedian sip.

Bushy

That was 100% intentional. You must be new around here.

Read carefully. MN8 will get it.
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: crash on October 19, 2016, 08:37:42 AM: Quote from: Bushy on October 19, 2016, 08:33:07 AM
Quote from: oyster boy on October 19, 2016, 08:29:07 AM
Quote from: Bushy on October 19, 2016, 08:20:49 AM
The word you're looking for is "Gist." Looks like a Fruedian sip.

Bushy

That was 100% intentional. You must be new around here.

Read carefully. MN8 will get it.

Obviously. He must be new around here too.
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: Bushy on October 19, 2016, 12:53:36 PM: Gotta stay green and growing!!
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: Bushy on October 19, 2016, 07:22:08 PM: Hey Oysterboy- Are you a bivalve or just a fungus among us?

Bushy
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: Papa Al on October 19, 2016, 08:19:22 PM: Butt sniffs and face licks for everyone!

Vote for Sam the Pug! :smt006 🇺🇸🇺🇸
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: Cabeza de Martillo on October 19, 2016, 08:25:09 PM: Quote from: Bushy on October 19, 2016, 07:22:08 PM
Hey Oysterboy- Are you a bivalve or just a fungus among us?

Bushy

Definitely Bivalve

You would know this if you'd attend a GS event :smt009
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: Fisherman X on October 19, 2016, 08:56:23 PM: Yeah Bushy,
You need to attend Gimme Shelter in 2017!
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: MontanaN8V on October 19, 2016, 09:07:29 PM: Who would sponsor a guy like that? :smt006
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: Bushy on October 19, 2016, 09:28:36 PM: Sponsor? ¡We don't need no Stinkin sponsor!
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: Bushy on October 19, 2016, 09:29:21 PM: I almost made it this year but got sick. Poor me! On my must-do list for next year.

Bushy
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: MontanaN8V on October 20, 2016, 06:37:41 AM: Quote from: Bushy on October 19, 2016, 09:29:21 PM
I almost made it this year but got sick. Poor me! On my must-do list for next year.

Bushy

SICK??? I made it, and paddled out and caught a couple fish ta boot! C'mon along next year, it will be fun.
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: crash on October 20, 2016, 07:34:36 AM: Quote from: Bushy on October 19, 2016, 09:29:21 PM
I almost made it this year but got sick. Poor me! On my must-do list for next year.

Bushy

I'll put you down for 2 dozen. Hopefully you can get a sponsor.
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: Bushy on October 20, 2016, 08:49:18 AM: Quote from: oyster boy on October 20, 2016, 07:34:36 AM
Quote from: Bushy on October 19, 2016, 09:29:21 PM
I almost made it this year but got sick. Poor me! On my must-do list for next year.

Bushy

I'll put you down for 2 dozen. Hopefully you can get a sponsor.

I think Rich just did that (above). Brutal.
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: MontanaN8V on October 20, 2016, 09:49:34 AM: Quote from: Bushy on October 20, 2016, 08:49:18 AM
Quote from: oyster boy on October 20, 2016, 07:34:36 AM
Quote from: Bushy on October 19, 2016, 09:29:21 PM
I almost made it this year but got sick. Poor me! On my must-do list for next year.

Bushy

I'll put you down for 2 dozen. Hopefully you can get a sponsor.

I think Rich just did that (above). Brutal.

I gotcha pal :smt006
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: Sin Coast on October 21, 2016, 03:43:46 PM: Dude, I even have a place for you to stay for free. No excuses now.

Btw I'm still an undecided voter. Right now I'm leaning towards Mr Peanut. But the Monopoly Guy has solid experience in finance. Either way, I'm definitely voting for someone with a monocle.
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: Tote on October 21, 2016, 03:56:09 PM: Quote from: Bushy on October 19, 2016, 08:20:49 AM
The word you're looking for is "Gist." Looks like a Fruedian sip.

Bushy

I was more hung up on the 'lickety split' thing.
Title: Re: Voted Today
Post by: piski on October 22, 2016, 01:33:56 PM: Quote from: Tote on October 21, 2016, 03:56:09 PM
Quote from: Bushy on October 19, 2016, 08:20:49 AM
The word you're looking for is "Gist." Looks like a Fruedian sip.

Bushy

I was more hung up on the 'lickety split' thing.

Yeah, you see what he did there? I hope you didn't find it, um, tasteless...
A while back, there was a women-owned bike messenger service in SF called Lickety Split. The good ol' days!