A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort in northern California. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the waters, the wife decides to take the kayak out. She paddles out a short distance, and continues to read her book.
Along comes a warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?)"
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. So I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the policeman.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment."
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
Note: Smart Women Fish and Read
mooch:
:smt118
ZeeHokkaido:
Hey Mooch, the bathroom pic is hilarious! where did you get it? Or better yet, where is that bathroom??? It's sure to pick your spirits up and build un-needed confidence! I'm sure ever man walk out of there with his shoulders back, chest out, and a "How you doin" ready to the nearest lady. :tongue3: :wave: :smt110 :beat :smt083 :smt054 :toothy9: