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Introductions / Re: Once Capsized Newbie
« on: June 03, 2021, 09:37:32 AM »
If you tether gear to your yak, get a safety knife and attach it to your pfd with a retractable lanyard on the knife, just be sure the leash is longer then your arms reach.

2
General Talk / Re: Mystery bird
« on: May 23, 2021, 10:21:31 AM »
It’s a California kayak fishing winter thread …. Out of season.

3
General Talk / Re: UFO in Santa Cruz!
« on: May 04, 2021, 01:03:43 PM »
That's an Imperial Probe Droid !

I bet Darth is squeezing some poor Admiral's Larynx while ordering some newly promoted underling to , "commence the Invasion ..."
May the 4th be with you!

4
General Talk / Re: Sleepy while driving
« on: May 01, 2021, 11:24:24 AM »
When I die I want it to be like my grandpa, peaceful and in my sleep…..
Not like the 4 screaming passengers in his car! 😂
I CAN NOT drive while drowsy, I do fall asleep.

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General Talk / Re: FUNNY STUFF......
« on: May 01, 2021, 11:17:09 AM »
 :smt044

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General Talk / Re: FUNNY STUFF......
« on: April 30, 2021, 10:51:20 AM »
 :smt004

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General Talk / Re: FUNNY STUFF......
« on: April 30, 2021, 10:43:00 AM »
 :smt003

8
Vice grips and a wire wheel on my bench grinder. Then sharpen on my little electric sharpening wheel.

9
General Talk / Re: COVID PROJECT COMPLETED!!
« on: April 11, 2021, 08:36:00 PM »
Very nice and likely 2X harder then when I did it to my F350’s 460..... I was able to take the hood off to pull and drop it in, I have done one van that way and it’s a pita! Looks good and more importantly it runs good.

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General Talk / Re: FUNNY STUFF......
« on: March 17, 2021, 08:33:22 PM »
 :smt006

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Safety First / Re: Knuckleheads
« on: March 11, 2021, 10:29:54 PM »
Darwin will catch the idiots that are out there !! Simple truth... like Forest said: stupid is as stupid does!

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General Talk / Re: FUNNY STUFF......
« on: March 11, 2021, 10:21:43 PM »
Well, St Patrick’s Day is approaching:


An Irishman in Italy -

He offered her a drink and over the course of the night, he charmed her with funny Irish stories and songs.

She’d never had a night like it before and decided to invite him back to her room.

They had a passionate affair all that summer. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he gave her a large sum of money and told her to go back to Italy to secretly have the child.

He said that if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a postcard, and write ‘Spaghetti’ on the back.

He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

‘Honey!,’ she said, ‘you received a very strange post card today.’

‘Oh, just give it to me and I’ll explain it later,’ he said.

The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

One with meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce.
Thank you for making me spit my whiskey and Coke out!!! Holly shit that’s funny right there!!!!

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General Talk / Re: FUNNY STUFF......
« on: February 27, 2021, 10:36:02 PM »
 :smt044

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General Talk / Re: FUNNY STUFF......
« on: February 27, 2021, 10:18:41 PM »
 :smt006

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Introductions / Re: Visitor from the North
« on: February 23, 2021, 08:18:22 AM »
Welcome Bob.
Bob looks like a slayer.
California fishes may be on edge  :alien:
Bob may have eaten a few fish, I have witnessed a couple times him inviting them over for dinner. He’s good company to fish with as well.

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