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General => General Talk => Topic started by: surfingdude on June 01, 2013, 07:43:45 AM

Title: Now the wife can do everything you can do...
Post by: surfingdude on June 01, 2013, 07:43:45 AM
If you get one for your better half she will use it...or not.....
Title: Re: Now the wife can do everything you can do...
Post by: Chadrock on June 01, 2013, 08:08:34 AM
Great idea. I was wondering what the heck good is the relief zipper on my wife's drysuit.
Title: Re: Now the wife can do everything you can do...
Post by: ravensblack on June 01, 2013, 08:51:09 AM
That picture is kind of disturbing. A chick with a plastic penis. :smt044 :smt044 :smt006
Title: Re: Now the wife can do everything you can do...
Post by: Dale L on June 01, 2013, 09:05:51 AM
SheWee, LOL,

Got something like it for the GF years ago when we use to tent camp. It's still in the bag and she still rolls her eyes whenever I mention it.
Title: Re: Now the wife can do everything you can do...
Post by: MANBEARPIG on June 01, 2013, 09:51:13 AM
That picture is kind of disturbing. A chick with a plastic penis. :smt044 :smt044 :smt006
Bringin back some tough memories craig?? :smt005  :smt006
Title: Re: Now the wife can do everything you can do...
Post by: Sailfish on June 01, 2013, 09:56:34 AM
Everything except the...balls  :smt044
Title: Re: Now the wife can do everything you can do...
Post by: Chadrock on June 01, 2013, 09:36:11 PM
That picture is kind of disturbing. A chick with a plastic penis. :smt044 :smt044 :smt006
Bringin back some tough memories craig?? :smt005  :smt006

F'n Tijuana.....  I'll never go back there.
Title: Re: Now the wife can do everything you can do...
Post by: Martianfish on June 02, 2013, 08:59:04 AM
Everything except the...balls  :smt044
I guess you could always glue some plastic toy balls on it :smt005
Title: Re: Now the wife can do everything you can do...
Post by: FishingForTheCure on June 02, 2013, 10:20:02 AM
One word ..... Bangkok
Title: Re: Now the wife can do everything you can do...
Post by: PakehaChérie (Pikachu) on June 02, 2013, 08:03:18 PM
 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

I can't think of anything to say...that picture is rather disturbing! But I can see how handy that gadget would be. You guys are lucky that you can pee so easily, especially OTW. Us lady folk basically have a find a private spot absent of poison oak and squat, LOL.

I just can't figure out how a woman would get that thing situated so it could be used in the first place...wouldn't you have to undress to get it positioned??? OK, maybe TMI....

 :smt044

-Cherie


Title: Re: Now the wife can do everything you can do...
Post by: Archie Marx on June 02, 2013, 08:12:34 PM
Linda: "Oh no, never"
Title: Re: Now the wife can do everything you can do...
Post by: raydon on June 02, 2013, 09:49:35 PM
:smt044 :smt044 :smt044

I can't think of anything to say...that picture is rather disturbing! But I can see how handy that gadget would be. You guys are lucky that you can pee so easily, especially OTW. Us lady folk basically have a find a private spot absent of poison oak and squat, LOL.

I just can't figure out how a woman would get that thing situated so it could be used in the first place...wouldn't you have to undress to get it positioned??? OK, maybe TMI....

 :smt044

-Cherie
It ain't that easy Cherie.  First, you've got to find it.  In cold weather, it can disappear into your body cavity.  I once went cold water diving, and couldn't find mine until spring.  Then when you do find it, it's harder than heck to aim.  It is not laser guided either.   Most of the time you are three clicks off and you have to adjust for wind and natural body motion.  No. It's not as easy as it seems.  But I have to admit, it is more convenient.
Title: Re: Now the wife can do everything you can do...
Post by: Rock Hopper on June 02, 2013, 09:54:03 PM
It ain't that easy Cherie.  First, you've got to find it.  In cold weather, it can disappear into your body cavity.  I once went cold water diving, and couldn't find mine until spring.  Then when you do find it, it's harder than heck to aim.  It is not laser guided either.   Most of the time you are three clicks off and you have to adjust for wind and natural body motion.  No. It's not as easy as it seems.  But I have to admit, it is more convenient.

 :smt003 :smt044   :smt008
Title: Re: Now the wife can do everything you can do...
Post by: sonoramike on June 02, 2013, 09:56:47 PM

:smt044 :smt044 :smt044

I can't think of anything to say...that picture is rather disturbing! But I can see how handy that gadget would be. You guys are lucky that you can pee so easily, especially OTW. Us lady folk basically have a find a private spot absent of poison oak and squat, LOL.

I just can't figure out how a woman would get that thing situated so it could be used in the first place...wouldn't you have to undress to get it positioned??? OK, maybe TMI....

 :smt044

-Cherie
It ain't that easy Cherie.  First, you've got to find it.  In cold weather, it can disappear into your body cavity.  I once went cold water diving, and couldn't find mine until spring.  Then when you do find it, it's harder than heck to aim.  It is not laser guided either.   Most of the time you are three clicks off and you have to adjust for wind and natural body motion.  No. It's not as easy as it seems.  But I have to admit, it is more convenient.
omg I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Thanks!!?
Title: Re: Now the wife can do everything you can do...
Post by: PakehaChérie (Pikachu) on June 02, 2013, 10:11:01 PM

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It ain't that easy Cherie.  First, you've got to find it.  In cold weather, it can disappear into your body cavity.  I once went cold water diving, and couldn't find mine until spring.  Then when you do find it, it's harder than heck to aim.  It is not laser guided either.   Most of the time you are three clicks off and you have to adjust for wind and natural body motion.  No. It's not as easy as it seems.  But I have to admit, it is more convenient.
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 :smt003
If it wasn't too much information before, it is now, haha.
This partially explains why guys can never seem to aim and "hit" everything but the urinal  :smt005. I always figured that having a "hose" to work with made it easier, but I forgot about the wind and chill factors, haha.

-Cherie

Title: Re: Now the wife can do everything you can do...
Post by: Chadrock on June 02, 2013, 10:15:36 PM
The Best of Seinfeld - The Shrinkage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DoARSlv-HU#)
Title: Re: Now the wife can do everything you can do...
Post by: Steamer47 on June 03, 2013, 01:08:40 AM
Don't forget to teach her to give it a shake or two at the end. Nobody told me about that when I was a kid, and I was still wringing it out until I got into the Navy...

 :smt009