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Topic: Why not to buy a kayak at walmart (funny southern boys on a sun dolphin)  (Read 1300 times)

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Too awesome fore words... BIG guy on a sun dolphin :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

Summer time flew by! Falling into the fall, Here fishy fishy... winterize those wake boats!!!!


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"You're a little heavy for it but you'll get used to it....."

And no PFD.



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someone sold that guy too little boat. He needs Moar bote.

jeans.....

also, posture! :smt012

 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

where's a Big Tuna or a pro angler for this guy?
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Oh Man!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Ron! I needed that  :smt006
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Right!!! I'm still laughing (mostly 'because I probably looked like him my first time out!!!) Sounds just like my uncles back home! Funny :smt044 stuff right there y'all :smt005 :smt005 :smt005
Summer time flew by! Falling into the fall, Here fishy fishy... winterize those wake boats!!!!


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That's too damn funny right there!


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A big-not too bright- guy on a sun dolphin
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I think he's ready for a surf launch...
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The guy's laugh made me laugh.
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That looked like me the first time I tried kayak fishing.  I went in a friends Revo.  I sat down in it sideways and pushed off and went right over backwards.  That's why I now have an outback.  😁

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I have this exact same kayak, haha. It's a piece of shit, but works for me. I don't do any ocean fishing or anything with a strong current though. It helps that I'm only 5'9" 150lbs though.


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I was thinking of getting one of these for my 10yr old son but he told me "Dad, I don't want a paddle kayak.  I want one with peddles."  That's my boy!  Now I just need to convince my CFO...   :smt045


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