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Topic: Crew grumbles; Delta report deep-sixed; Captain sticks to his story.  (Read 658 times)

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Rumors from headquarters are the staff pukes are furious with Captain’s report on Delta bass fishing.  Apparently Captain’s quick turnaround of a project meant as days or weeks of punishment frustrated The Admiralty.  In retaliation, Captain’s report was to be “deep-sixed” so that no one would ever know it was written.

[Crew (aka darn cat) grumbles:  First, The Admiralty requires you to spill Delta fishing “secrets” and second, your report is “inadvertently” buried.  Nothing “admirable” about it!]  Captain chuckles,” Didn’t know you were a conspiracy theory buff, Crew.  I didn’t want to write it in the first place.”

[Yeah, but you put a lot of work and heart into that project.  You intended it to benefit the service; no staff puke should “dis” you that way!]  “Let it go, Crew.   I was concerned about over-exposing the Delta anyway.”

[Well, I’m telling everyone they can find Captain’s Delta bass fishing tips at:]

Nine principles.
http://www.norcalkayakanglers.com/bb/index.php?topic=5354.0

Part 1
http://www.norcalkayakanglers.com/bb/index.php?topic=5431.0

Part 2:
http://www.norcalkayakanglers.com/bb/index.php?topic=5432.0

[Did you betray The River?]  “If anglers applying these instructions somehow find and fish The River, they deserve to enjoy it.  I don’t own it.  Besides few will want to take on the rapids, waterfalls, piranha, cannibals, pirates, crocs, and other natural obstacles that The River puts in their way!” 

[And that’s your excuse for not bringing home fish?]  “That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!”