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Text to neighbor:

Hi, Fred, this is Richard, next door.  Iíve got a confession to make.  Iíve been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face.  At least Iím telling you in this text and I canít live with myself a minute longer without you knowing about this.  The truth is that when youíre not around Iíve been sharing your wife, day and night.  In fact, probably much more than you.  I havenít been getting it at home recently and I know that thatís no excuse.  The temptation was just too great.  I canít live with the guilt and hope youíll accept my sincere apology and forgive me.  Please suggest a fee for usage and Iíll pay you.  Regards, Richard

Neighborís response:

Fred, feeling so angered and betrayed, grabbed his gun and shot Richard, killing him.  He went back home and poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa.  Fred then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Richard.

Second text message:

Hi, Fred.  Richard here again.  Sorry about the typo on my last text.  I expect you figured it out and noticed that the damned Auto-Correct had changed ďwi-fiĒ to ďwife.Ē  Technology, huh?  Itíll be the death of us all.  Regards, Richard


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