Shark repellent - For hire

Certified shark repellent  / Dive buddy

Certified spear gunner known as "Da Manatee" (skilled enough to spear tiny little perch) to watch your back while you pick abalone / sea urchin. Fee for service very negotiable 

Contact Mooch for more info, details and appointments...lesson also available 

Mooch, I think your gonna need a wetsuit for this to work! You do look like a formidable opponent though!

Shiver me timbers, Mooch.

You look more like shark attractant.  If I were a GW, I would want to cuddle right up to you.  You big hunk of flesh, you.

Mooch, I think your gonna need a wetsuit for this to work! You do look like a formidable opponent though!

...all I need is my speedos and my 8 second breath hold  (my gun is specialized. Accurate within a 40 foot range)

I need tweeker repellant and that might do the job!Your hired
 

Mooch, I think your gonna need a wetsuit for this to work! You do look like a formidable opponent though!

...all I need is my speedos and my 8 second breath hold  (my gun is specialized. Accurate within a 40 foot range)

8 seconds??? You should be a bull rider!

i dont think a shark repellent would be very effective on a dirt lot

Mooch......bro, are you wearing uggs?

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Mooch......bro, are you wearing uggs?

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nope, they are called bear paw / Big Five Sporting Goods. Best $40.00 I've spent on footwear. Super comfy and super warm.

Mooch recommended 

.....uhhh....those are still uggs dude.  My girl loves hers too.

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Just make sure you are not in front of Mooch or this could happen to you (j/k) ...

Right on Mooch. I'd rather throw uni on your boat than mine anyday. 

Just make sure you are not in front of Mooch or this could happen to you (j/k) ...

Mooch these aren't the type of jaws you are suppose to shoot!

.....uhhh....those are still uggs dude.  My girl loves hers too.

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+1 they are UGGsLY

next up some booty shorts....

You guys really crack me up. I didn't buy it to look sexy. I bought it because of function = comfortable,cheap,warm and it makes my feet feel good. Perhaps you guys should try dipping your feet in a bucket full of ice then try on some "UGGsly" ....then you'll thank me.

Your welcome