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Topic: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned  (Read 41696 times)

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....you can't ban Bill's left hand man   :pottytrain2:      :smt002

I second that.

We should probably check with Bill first to figure out what he uses that left hand for.
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....you can't ban Bill's left hand man   :pottytrain2:      :smt002

I second that.

We should probably check with Bill first to figure out what he uses that left hand for.


 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044


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Out of repect for rules 1-3 I will refrain from commenting further :smt003...............it was a good one tho:smt001

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I'm 1/4 Dutch, but that side of the family is hardcore catholic.  Not very goldmember-ish at all - they wouldn't even let us kids wear shorts in the summer.  Their name means 'cheese' in Dutch, and probably explains my love for smoked gouda.  ;)  

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Regarding the dutch.. what's up with salmiakdrop?  I mean why would anyone take the worst flavored candy there is (liquorice) and add ammonia (ammonium chloride salt).  I don't get it.


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My mom was a real "Oakie from Muskogie" and dad was a genuine hill-billy from "Hoot Owl Holler," [ near Burnsville ] North Carolina.
I often wonder how my own consciousness would have developed had dad not joined the military and re-directed his and my path. In the army and a war or two, he lost the racism he was born into and learned from real life experience that we are all just folks.
There but for the luck of the draw might still be in "Hoot owl holler" wearing suspenders, plantin' corn, catchin catfish from the riverbank and narrowminded "as all get out.."
I used to be a little ashamed of being a "corn fed, white bread honkey" but have learned that shame and pride are opposite sides of the same worthless coin.
However, when kayaking in the hot summer sun, I feel a little envious of our browner brethern while re-applying my $10.00 a tube Bullfrog SFP factor 35.

Steve
 



« Last Edit: February 13, 2009, 03:33:17 PM by bajareefer »
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 I slept thru this one, but glad it was dealt with and Gone...

 The Guilty side still wanted to see the Carnage though...

 Sometimes I miss " SG " ....... :smt002

 It was mostly good for a laugh till it got totally weird...

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 BTW...  I vote to Keep Mooch on The Island    :shark

 
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However, when kayaking in the hot summer sun, I feel a little envious of our browner brethern while re-applying my $10.00 a tube Bullfrog SFP factor 35.

Steve


 :smt044 good one steve  :smt005



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BTW...  I vote to Keep Mooch on The Island   

Thanks Don - out of 2,000+ NCKA members, one actually likes me :smt008
« Last Edit: February 13, 2009, 04:12:53 PM by Mooch »


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Quote from: bajareefer
However, when kayaking in the hot summer sun, I feel a little envious of our browner brethern while re-applying my $10.00 a tube Bullfrog SFP factor 35.
Yep! :glasses9: :sunny: SPF 500000000

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Regarding the dutch.. what's up with salmiakdrop?  I mean why would anyone take the worst flavored candy there is (liquorice) and add ammonia (ammonium chloride salt).  I don't get it.

It's something about living below sea level for too long! That's why they're so tall, too - always having to peek up over the dikes to see who's comin'!
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ban Mooch!

 and the banana he rode in with! :smt005

That's great - Joel, they're all just jealous of the article about you by PAL . . .



« Last Edit: February 13, 2009, 10:02:54 PM by jhfish »
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Mooch banned me first!
..........agarcia is just an ex-kayaker


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im big island born... kailuakona, samoan, hawaiian ,irish ,german come getsumm.


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can we slur our own race(s)?,    if you can't laugh at yourself, who can YOU laugh at? :smt004

Adam -

With my family in private we will often do this, usually pertaining to the asian driving skills,  :smt005 however in public or on the internet I personally would not. The problem is that others who hear these jokes may think it is OK for them to say these things even though they are not of that race. Racism is such a sensitive subject, the safest thing is to avoid the subject in public forums. Publically I do laugh at myself, like the stupid things I have done just not about race. BTW, let's hookup for some rock fish this year.

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There are many jokes in our house about Pacific Islanders............none from me.
 My wifes Tongan and she and her Tongan friends riff on their own hard! [ especially the royal family]
 I on the other hand... may not.
and...........I have no interest in claiming any rights in that arena.
Whats not to understand?
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Good going, Bill, that guy was a d*ck! I think I might have added to the fuel by not just deleting the thread when he was first showing his d*ckness, I thought it might be salvaged, but the second I saw the race thing, I deleted the whole thread. Also, I wasnt my usual mellow self in my replies to him, he was trying to get my goat and it worked...
 I think the racial diversity of NCKA should be a thing celebrated, so, again, good move!