NorCal Kayak Anglers

General => Introductions => Topic started by: Vermillion on December 09, 2014, 03:51:00 PM

Title: 10 posts
Post by: Vermillion on December 09, 2014, 03:51:00 PM
Is there a fast way to 10 posts that won't get me booted or anger anyone?
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: The X Inn Keeper on December 09, 2014, 03:58:53 PM
The better the posts, the more respect you will receive.
Be patient and good things will come.
Welcome aboard
;0)
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: Fish 'n Brew on December 09, 2014, 04:02:37 PM
It's pretty simple.  Post up a hook up when you're gonna go fishing and a report afterward.  At two posts per fishing trip, it shouldn't take too long.  The value you get from being a member far outweighs a little effort on your part.  Plus, it's another good reason to go fishing!  There's no need for a short-cut.
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: FishingForTheCure on December 09, 2014, 04:05:15 PM
I only thought the 10 posts was for classifieds? 
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: DG on December 09, 2014, 04:05:24 PM
You can also reply to each one of us on this thread and you will be half way there.  Just don't get on to sell crap I only buy from people that I have met or trust. 
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: Vermillion on December 09, 2014, 04:09:29 PM
Thanks. This seems to be a great place to get some good info. I am a veteran fisherman but new to ocean and kayak. I look forward to learning this new way.
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: Mr.Matt on December 09, 2014, 05:08:35 PM
Welcome.
Post a picture of your kayak.
That's another one.
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: scubaluis on December 09, 2014, 05:16:15 PM
post your pic under introductions. and say hi I am...


welcome.
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: PablitoPescador on December 09, 2014, 05:18:33 PM
And post up some fly fishing fish porn! We LOVE fish porn  :smt007 :smt008
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: rockfish on December 09, 2014, 06:04:18 PM
No good info here


Great info!

:)
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: Archie Marx on December 09, 2014, 06:09:59 PM
And post up some fly fishing fish porn! We LOVE fish porn  :smt007 :smt008

What he said... BRING ON THE FISH PR0N!!!
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: BigJim on December 09, 2014, 06:16:29 PM
PORN, PORN, PORN!!!!

Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: surf12foot on December 09, 2014, 06:47:37 PM
 :smt007 I LOVE FISH PORN :smt007
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: BigJim on December 09, 2014, 06:55:19 PM
Here's a recent post with some nice fish porn...and a diving video and some hook and line kayak fishing videos (including fly fishing!).

http://www.norcalkayakanglers.com/index.php?topic=61259.0

Post away and get your 10 posts easy.

 :smt002

 :smt044

 :smt006

Sincerely,

Jim

Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: Great Bass 2 on December 09, 2014, 07:13:09 PM
Here is what the guys with a zillion posts do

Post on every fishing report "nice" or "good try"
Post on every introduction "welcome" or "WTTM"
Post at least 5 times on your own post
Post an event countdown 6 months before the event

As far as avoiding trouble
Don't post anything on gun control in the hunter section
Don't post on Big Sur launch sites
Don't post any trash talk on the niners, raiders, saints or sea hawks
Don't post anything which is outside the regs
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: NowhereMan on December 09, 2014, 07:18:30 PM
Here is what the guys with a zillion posts do

Post on every fishing report "nice" or "good try"
Post on every introduction "welcome" or "WTTM"
Post at least 5 times on your own post
Post an event countdown 6 months before the event

As far as avoiding trouble
Don't post anything on gun control in the hunter section
Don't post on Big Sur launch sites
Don't post any trash talk on the niners, raiders, saints or sea hawks
Don't post anything which is outside the regs

Nice.
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: SeaWeed on December 09, 2014, 07:38:20 PM
the 4 Don'ts there should be only 3.
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: zilla on December 09, 2014, 07:47:39 PM
Whew, glad i got my ten. Barely!
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: Cabeza de Martillo on December 09, 2014, 07:49:14 PM
Whew, glad i got my ten. Barely!

WTTM!

GB2  :smt002
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: DG on December 09, 2014, 07:58:50 PM
What's the deal on big sur launch sites????? Should I search it?  Or is there an easy answer. 
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: Cabeza de Martillo on December 09, 2014, 08:05:24 PM
What's the deal on big sur launch sites????? Should I search it?  Or is there an easy answer.

Pandora s box  :smt003
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: RacinRob on December 09, 2014, 09:46:33 PM
Whew, glad i got my ten. Barely!

211? What the what?
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: LoletaEric on December 09, 2014, 09:56:38 PM
Quote
Here is what the guys with a zillion fishing reports do

Post about a report a week.   :smt001

Welcome to the club.  Posting a picture of your kayak was good advice, otherwise just give us something from the heart.  It's not that hard. 
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: Mr.Matt on December 09, 2014, 10:48:46 PM
Post up a cute dog picture..
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: FishingForTheCure on December 09, 2014, 11:44:43 PM
Wait for it ... Post 11 will be 'something for sale' :smt002
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: Sailfish on December 09, 2014, 11:54:53 PM
Wait for it ... Post 11 will be 'something for sale' :smt002

Wanna bet?  :smt003
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: FishingForTheCure on December 09, 2014, 11:56:33 PM
Wait for it ... Post 11 will be 'something for sale' :smt002

Wanna bet?  :smt003
Bet you'll buy it  :smt044 j/k.
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: FishingForTheCure on December 10, 2014, 12:00:46 AM
Wait for it ... Post 11 will be 'something for sale' :smt002

Wanna bet?  :smt003
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: Fish Master1 on December 10, 2014, 07:26:52 AM
Here is what the guys with a zillion posts do

Post on every fishing report "nice" or "good try"
Post on every introduction "welcome" or "WTTM"
Post at least 5 times on your own post
Post an event countdown 6 months before the event

As far as avoiding trouble
Don't post anything on gun control in the hunter section
Don't post on Big Sur launch sites
Don't post any trash talk on the niners, raiders, saints or sea hawks
Don't post anything which is outside the regs



 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 Now who could you be referring to Scott??? :smt044 :smt044 :smt044
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: FishingForTheCure on December 10, 2014, 08:23:48 AM
Here is what the guys with a zillion posts do

Post on every fishing report "nice" or "good try"
Post on every introduction "welcome" or "WTTM"
Post at least 5 times on your own post
Post an event countdown 6 months before the event

As far as avoiding trouble
Don't post anything on gun control in the hunter section
Don't post on Big Sur launch sites
Don't post any trash talk on the niners, raiders, saints or sea hawks
Don't post anything which is outside the regs



 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 Now who could you be referring to Scott??? :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

Post a selfie  :smt005
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: BigJim on December 10, 2014, 08:30:36 AM
Here is what the guys with a zillion posts do

Post on every fishing report "nice" or "good try"
Post on every introduction "welcome" or "WTTM"
Post at least 5 times on your own post
Post an event countdown 6 months before the event

As far as avoiding trouble
Don't post anything on gun control in the hunter section
Don't post on Big Sur launch sites
Don't post any trash talk on the niners, raiders, saints or sea hawks
Don't post anything which is outside the regs



 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 Now who could you be referring to Scott??? :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

Post a selfie  :smt005

Like this?

 :smt005

 :smt006

Sincerely,

Jim
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: FishingForTheCure on December 10, 2014, 08:33:54 AM
Just like that!  Look ... I got 5 posts out of this topic alone.  Lol
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: trianglelaguna on December 10, 2014, 08:36:10 AM
I got to a 1000 posts in like a week one time  :smt001
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: FishingForTheCure on December 10, 2014, 08:49:42 AM
I got to a 1000 posts in like a week one time  :smt001
How'd you get to over 2000?  LOL  Make that 6 for me!  Ok, I'm done with this top.  Move along ... nothing to see here.
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: BigJim on December 10, 2014, 08:52:28 AM
nothing to see here.

But what about this?

 :smt002

 :smt005 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

 :smt006

Sincerely,

Jim
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: Fish Master1 on December 10, 2014, 08:55:37 AM
Or this. :smt044
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: DirtyBassChucker on December 10, 2014, 08:58:31 AM
Here is what the guys with a zillion posts do

Post on every fishing report "nice" or "good try"
Post on every introduction "welcome" or "WTTM"
Post at least 5 times on your own post
Post an event countdown 6 months before the event

As far as avoiding trouble
Don't post anything on gun control in the hunter section
Don't post on Big Sur launch sites
Don't post any trash talk on the niners, raiders, saints or sea hawks
Don't post anything which is outside the regs

Oops.  No wonder why you guys don't like me

But here's a selfie
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: polepole on December 10, 2014, 09:02:07 AM
Here is what the guys with a zillion posts do

Post on every fishing report "nice" or "good try"
Post on every introduction "welcome" or "WTTM"
Post at least 5 times on your own post
Post an event countdown 6 months before the event

As far as avoiding trouble
Don't post anything on gun control in the hunter section
Don't post on Big Sur launch sites
Don't post any trash talk on the niners, raiders, saints or sea hawks
Don't post anything which is outside the regs

Oops.  No wonder why you guys don't like me

But here's a selfie

Ummm ... you're holding your paddle upside down.   :smt071

-Allen
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: trianglelaguna on December 10, 2014, 09:06:20 AM
Here is what the guys with a zillion posts do
here is how I do it...
Post on every fishing report "nice" or "good try"
Post on every introduction "welcome" or "WTTM"
Post at least 5 times on your own post
Post an event countdown 6 months before the event


 post anything on gun control in the hunter section
 post on Big Sur launch sites
post any trash talk on the niners, raiders, saints or sea hawks
 post anything which is outside the regs
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: DirtyBassChucker on December 10, 2014, 09:07:49 AM
I was backing up


Or you can post a picture of your "WTTM Sponsor" so people know where to go complain when you look like an idiot trying to back up.
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: polepole on December 10, 2014, 09:14:34 AM
I was backing up

It's still upside down whether you are going forward or backward!   :smt006 :smt005 :smt044

-Allen
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: wormguy on December 10, 2014, 09:18:04 AM
He tried!
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: BigJim on December 10, 2014, 09:21:01 AM
Or this. :smt044

F*cker!!

 :smt044
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: Great Bass 2 on December 10, 2014, 09:30:55 AM
What's the deal on big sur launch sites????? Should I search it?  Or is there an easy answer.

Pandora s box  :smt003

He who must not be named (B*****n)!!! Well there is S******n and Z*******g also but they didn't care about sur.  :smt005 I love the winter because any topic can get ugly and go 20 pages.  :smt044
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: FishingForTheCure on December 10, 2014, 09:46:39 AM
I was backing up


Or you can post a picture of your "WTTM Sponsor" so people know where to go complain when you look like an idiot trying to back up.
At least you had the right hat on!   :smt002 :smt003
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: FishingForTheCure on December 10, 2014, 09:47:34 AM
Jim,

   You forgot the pinkie video!  :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005

Bill :smt001
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: CptSloppywood on December 10, 2014, 09:50:02 AM
BigJim w/ Chin Balls.Friggin Hillarious!!!!!! :smt005 I actually choked on my coffee when I saw this!!
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: BigJim on December 10, 2014, 10:03:02 AM
Jim,

   You forgot the pinkie video!  :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005

Bill :smt001

There's still current fish porn to be viewed...the pinkie video can come back out when you guys are REALLY in winter time and grumpy!

 :smt044

 :smt006

Sincerely,

Jim
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: Saw on December 10, 2014, 02:54:48 PM
What about a random YouTube video?  Does that count?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh7UgAprdpM
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: Danglin on December 11, 2014, 08:46:31 AM
GB2…

  I think some thing is wrong with your keyboard as all you have is 1's….

   
Quote
1st Place 2007 Kayak Connection Father's Day Derby
1st Place 2007 New Melones Trout Derby
1st Place 2011 Lake Berryessa Salmon Slam
1st Place 2011 Pay It Forward Taco Throw Down
1st Place 2011 Albion Open
1st Place 2012 & 2013 Central Coast Custom Lure Contest
1st Place 2013 The Simply Fishing Tournament
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: trianglelaguna on December 11, 2014, 09:04:25 AM
 :smt001
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: Tsuri on December 11, 2014, 10:30:34 PM
:smt001
huh?
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: Dale L on December 11, 2014, 10:38:05 PM
Yeah, but whatever happened to mcnwy1438, I think you guys scared him off.
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: Mr.Matt on December 11, 2014, 10:43:43 PM
I think he left.......

Later!
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: Cabeza de Martillo on December 12, 2014, 04:21:33 AM
Yeah, but whatever happened to mcnwy1438, I think you guys scared him off.

Maybe the nut sack chin was too much too soon  :dontknow:


Wait for it ... Post 11 will be 'something for sale' :smt002

Figured it was easier to sell things on CL  :smt005
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: DirtyBassChucker on December 12, 2014, 06:17:26 AM
Yeah, but whatever happened to mcnwy1438, I think you guys scared him off.

Does this mean the tread is  :smt067? I've been enjoying it AND got a few posts in.
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: Sin Coast on December 12, 2014, 10:15:42 AM
I don't think he was trying to gain access just to post in the Classifieds section. He stated in his intro that he wants to get into kayak fishing and is looking to buy a kayak.
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: trianglelaguna on December 12, 2014, 04:42:50 PM
 :smt001
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: Dale L on December 12, 2014, 07:52:11 PM
Well heck, there's a whole pile of posts right there,

Perhaps he just looked at Eric's and Martin's posts and is being patient, and respectful.

I would have accidentally gotten to 10 by now just asking questions, they count.

Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: Tsuri on December 12, 2014, 10:46:55 PM

[/quote]

Maybe the nut sack chin was too much too soon  :dontknow:

[/quote]
For sure too much, scared me as well.

And what's up with the fence posts....oh 10 posts [emoji53]. Rockfish season isn't even over yet and I already miss it.
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: troller1 on December 13, 2014, 12:26:44 PM
was told I need to make a post. thanks for letting me join. Northbay here
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: DirtyBassChucker on December 16, 2014, 08:46:12 AM
was told I need to make a post. thanks for letting me join. Northbay here

You need to make a lest 5 post on the part.  As a noob, I've learned that winter grumyness is settling in.  Keep this tread going, it's kimda of funny. 

Like post some fish porn
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: BigJim on December 16, 2014, 08:50:38 AM
PORN!!

We want PORN!

 :smt005 :smt044 :smt005 :smt044 :smt044
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: DirtyBassChucker on December 16, 2014, 09:02:48 AM
PORN!!

We want PORN!

 :smt005 :smt044 :smt005 :smt044 :smt044

here BigJim...

Now, THATS trouble , and I don't want to see THAT kind of porn. Eww
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: BigJim on December 16, 2014, 09:10:44 AM
PORN!!

We want PORN!

 :smt005 :smt044 :smt005 :smt044 :smt044

here BigJim...

Now, THATS trouble , and I don't want to see THAT kind of porn. Eww

LMAO!!!!

 :smt005 :smt044 :smt005

Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: troller1 on December 16, 2014, 12:46:24 PM
10 POSTS NICE
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: Archie Marx on December 23, 2014, 06:02:27 PM
(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/57431411.jpg)
Title: Re: 10 posts
Post by: masterandahound on December 23, 2014, 07:33:22 PM
That's the funniest thing I've seen in a loooooonnngg time.  :smt044