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Topic: No matter how bad it gets...  (Read 4146 times)

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SBD

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...it can be fixed with a knife, bait tank parts, and the sleeves off of your shirt.  Really!


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Okay, I'll bite.. tell us more.  What's the full story Mr. McGyver?
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Like... for example, say the clamp on your fancy shmancy adjustable paddle takes a dump on ya. 

Rusty bait knife... check.

Shimmy to do the hard and dangerous jobs... check.

Hose clamp from some guy's bait tank... check.

Paddle repaired & ready to fish... priceless!
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So... you might ask... where do the shirt sleeves come in? 
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Acts 10:13 And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.


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So... you might ask... where do the shirt sleeves come in? 

Ok..I'll bite!
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So... you might ask... where do the shirt sleeves come in?

Ok..I'll bite!
Tote you might not want to know!


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So you get way down the bay when the 5 cups of coffee and bran muffin start working their magic.  You hit the shore and take care of business.  One emergency avoided, but a new problem created.

Using the SAME rusty bait knife cut the sleeves off of your t-shirt.  Everyone will just think your a tough guy and you'll be fresh as a daisy! :smt003


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So you get way down the bay when the 5 cups of coffee and bran muffin start working their magic.  You hit the shore and take care of business.  One emergency avoided, but a new problem created.

Using the SAME rusty bait knife cut the sleeves off of your t-shirt.  Everyone will just think your a tough guy and you'll be fresh as a daisy! :smt003

 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

Had that happen to a friend while goose hunting once. Laughed just as hard then.
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Nothin like havin to do a two sleever when you are in the middle of the bay..... :smt005


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Kind of like being up sh$t creek without a paddle hoser...


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Wet kelp leafs work as well.


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What a picture that painted!  Hahahaha.....


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Wet kelp leafs work as well.

I was surrounded by a) nettle, b) blackberry and c) some kind of cut-grass...hence Option d!


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Bwahhahaaa   :smt005   :smt005 - NICE gotta love it when the day gets rescued!

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some parts of some stories are better left untold!  :smt044
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