Sheer agony that is a flyless drysuite.

Should one deside as I recantly did, to purtchase a Drysuit, spend the extra hundie to insure that you recive a suit with a fly.  As a then newcommer to the kayak fishing world I can rember seeing more than one seasoned kayak fishing vet sporting a functional drysuit with unique looking, some times a bit garrish, and or loud looking, home made in appearance, looking flys.  Now having perhaps having made the very same error as they, I emplore all who wish to own a drysuit, and as of yet have not accuired one, to spend the extra hundie, and get the factory fly. Several filed legbags, and attempts to get half way out of the suite while on the water, and several mad pattles to someones private land later, I emplore all of you to, if you deside to go for the suite, to get a fly.

P.S. I also recantly donated a nice ultralight rod and real to the waters of the Richmond harbor, while accompning brothers Redfish, and Insaneduane on a little perch round up.
Little stick, little rod leash? Who knew?
Apra poe to not so much, what do yall think the unofficial record might be for consecutive days of having one or more bags, and or boxes of unrefridgerated bait remaining in ones vehicle might be?  My personal best so far, and I have had my share, whould be my recant record of 5 days of herring in a not so well sealed, ziplock bag.  One shrimp will kill a car, and goast shrimp have a fond place in my hart, and under my cars seats.
 

So Dave,

Are you going to relent and send your suit back and get the relief zipper put in?

You'd better get some "depends" if you go flyless. It's totally worth the xtra dough. I'd forgo the hood though. It hasn't served me well and fills up when I do Eskimo roll.

  One shrimp will kill a car, and goast shrimp have a fond place in my hart, and under my cars seats.

Duane needs to let OLD DOGS LYE!
...hasn't he PAID-YOU-BACK enough already for that smelt-flavored Beer!? 
yeah!....gonna get me a farmerJohn WITH a ZIPPER.....stripping down in the yak in the bigPacific was a bit too fun!
PEE'DallOVERmyself!

You could always use a catheter....

Z

You could always use a catheter....

Z

no one would want to help me put it IN if i did get one?....itHURTSatFIRST!

Just let it flow baby, let it flow!  Makes the trip that much more fun!

Ask Mahi Mahi about this, only warm at first then cold for the rest of the day. Not a good idea!

Just let it flow baby, let it flow!  Makes the trip that much more fun!

I wish someone would invent some sort of penis extension device that would allow me to pee out the boat without standing up. like a little funnel with clear plastic tubing on the end. cause it takes more than just a zipper to make it happen.

A fly-fisherman's drysuit, or wetsuit.......you mean....

 

Judd

I wish someone would invent some sort of penis extension device that would allow me to pee out the boat without standing up. like a little funnel with clear plastic tubing on the end. cause it takes more than just a zipper to make it happen.

I suppose there are some of us that don't need an extension...