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General => General Talk => Topic started by: Bill on February 10, 2009, 08:48:43 PM

Title: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Bill on February 10, 2009, 08:48:43 PM
Today I banned someone from our site for making a racial slur. I have no problem doing this since that seems like a pretty basic thing you don't do. However it is not really spelled so here way go.

1. No personal attacks. We can all disagree but keep it on point and not personal.

2. No racial slurs.

3. Anything else the moderators deem over the line, but if it is not 1 or 2 you will probably at least get a warning.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: bmb on February 10, 2009, 08:52:42 PM
thanks Bill,

I think we all know who it was and most of us probably agree that we don't need those types of people on the site.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Fisherman X on February 10, 2009, 09:48:14 PM
Thanks Bill, it seems it was necessary from your description. I hope we can self regulate sufficiently to prevent further occurrences. Kind of on that note, I am bummed that we got as partisan/political as we did during the election season - there are a few folks we no longer hear from and I think it is a loss.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: LoletaEric on February 10, 2009, 10:01:37 PM
It's not easy enforcing tough rules like that.  Thanks for keeping the peace, Bill - you're doing a great job.   :smt001
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: piski on February 10, 2009, 10:24:01 PM
Too bad it came to this but I'm sure most of us agree it had to be done.
Only 3 "rules' is pretty good. Thanks Bill & moderators.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: rockfish on February 11, 2009, 08:01:33 AM
3 rules, I can handle that.

I like that we can all voice our opinion, even if its a little off base   :smt006

More importantly, I enjoy that we are a diverse group held together by a love of water and fish.


3c
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Fish 'n Brew on February 11, 2009, 08:51:19 AM
Glad to hear this.  This board seems to be very good at self-regulating it's content and keeping the offensive material off but a few rules can only help preserve that quality.  It's too bad anyone has to spend their valuable time regulating this but those who show that they have neither the class or intelligence to self-regulate need to be removed.  Thanks!
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Hojoman on February 11, 2009, 10:17:50 AM
I've seen those rules on other boards but never enforced. One board said no dirty language and no dirty pictures, but you couldn't read any threads without encountering one or the other.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: FisHunter on February 11, 2009, 11:33:09 AM
can we slur our own race(s)?, but with class&style? (ie) "i'll be bringing 8-layer bean(er) dip for the AOTY Ceremony" 
   if you can't laugh at yourself, who can YOU laugh at? :smt004
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: crzyhawn on February 11, 2009, 11:40:05 AM
can we slur our own race(s)?, but with class&style? (ie) "i'll be bringing 8-layer bean(er) dip for the AOTY Ceremony" 
   if you can't laugh at yourself, who can YOU laugh at? :smt004
now thats funny... i hate it when people call me pineapple when im a CoCoNuT.
               crzyhawaiian
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: ex-kayaker on February 11, 2009, 11:58:08 AM
can we slur our own race(s)?, but with class&style? (ie) "i'll be bringing 8-layer bean(er) dip for the AOTY Ceremony" 
   if you can't laugh at yourself, who can YOU laugh at? :smt004


Yeah....I'm gonna need some clarification on that one too. I think I may have broken all 3 rules in every report I've ever posted.  :smt044






I'd also like to let it be known that I'm only half mex, the other half is Euro hybrid Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch, Irish and I don't know exactly how it happened but American Indian.  So if we can poke fun at ourselves I just want that on record at this time  :smt003   
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Usagi on February 11, 2009, 12:03:08 PM
I'd also like to let it be known that I'm only half mex, the other half is Euro hybrid Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch, Irish and I don't know exactly how it happened but American Indian.  So if we can poke fun at ourselves I just want that on record at this time  :smt003   

 :smt044 :smt044
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: FishinJay on February 11, 2009, 12:04:34 PM
can we slur our own race(s)?, but with class&style? (ie) "i'll be bringing 8-layer bean(er) dip for the AOTY Ceremony" 
   if you can't laugh at yourself, who can YOU laugh at? :smt004

Can I bring "crackers" for the dip?  :smt044
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: FisHunter on February 11, 2009, 12:13:32 PM
here I go!...I'm half ColoradoMexican and half WhiteAmerican(the later half consisting of) English, German and Dutch? (no wonder i like to split everything $$ right down the middle)
My Mom passed us off as AmericanIndians during school days!
FREE HOT LUNCH :smt002 
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: H2Ospider on February 11, 2009, 12:41:27 PM
B
thanks for protecting the site.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: FisHunter on February 11, 2009, 12:46:10 PM
B
thanks for protecting the site.
and OUR feelings :smt010 
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: mooch on February 11, 2009, 01:15:42 PM
I'm a born and raised Filipino from an Italian father and a Spaniard mother BUT still proudly display my "Hella Asian" nature  :kungfu  ....I'm also proud of the fact that I can blend in with anyone anywhere anytime....I therefore classify myself as a chameleon :tongue2:

Whenever I fill out a job application form....I check "OTHER"   :headbang:


THERE IS SIMPLY NO ROOM FOR HATE IN NCKA.....
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Tote on February 11, 2009, 02:14:16 PM
Guess I missed Sky Green-Part Two or The Final Chapter. Not sure which applies.
Probably because as soon as something starts to read like hogwash I move on.
I am sure someone will clue me in at another time.
Even though I missed it; thanks Bill for removing the Hater.
There is just no room for that here or anywhere IMO.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: bluekayak on February 11, 2009, 02:35:49 PM
does this mean I can't call my boy a fifty-fifty anymore?
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Pacifico on February 11, 2009, 03:00:42 PM
Thanks Bill.  I usually don't really get upset about that kind of stuff and for the most part laugh it off, although I guess someone can easily be offended by something I think is funny, but that person went way beyond anything that should ever be considered acceptable.

I had half a mind to round up the Russian River Mafia but then I realized I don't have the kind of pull required to round up that strong of a posse.   :smt003
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Northern Boy on February 11, 2009, 03:10:32 PM
THERE IS SIMPLY NO ROOM FOR HATE IN NCKA.....

Does this apply to Gopher Rockfish?



Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2009, 05:18:13 PM
Will I get in trouble if I say that almost everyone here is a friggin mutt, like me and our president?


I'm actually amazed how well we do considering the vast range of opinions covered by folks on the board.

Thanks Bill.  Those are sensible guidelines.  But the car-wreck viewer in me wants to know what happened.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: ex-kayaker on February 11, 2009, 09:17:52 PM
I had half a mind to round up the Russian River Mafia but then I realized I don't have the kind of pull required to round up that strong of a posse.   :smt003


You have the MF'n Death Tribe.....posse's don't get any better than that.  :munky2:
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: ChuckE on February 11, 2009, 09:21:26 PM
I was also alerted to the offensive posts.  I was on the fence about banning the member.  That should only be a last resort, but looking at the member's previous post did show a pattern of personal attacks/racist comments.  That's just not how we roll around here.  Good call on Bill's part.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: promethean_spark on February 11, 2009, 11:02:31 PM
Winter is always the season of discontent.  Few open seasons, cold weather, seasonal affective disorder...  Still there's no excuse for personal attacks or especially racist ones.  I may be a jackpine savage, but my kids are half Filipino.  ;)
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Squidder K on February 12, 2009, 07:16:36 AM
I grew up in rhode Island as half Irish, half German Protestant  in Italian Catholic Dominated area.  I have heard all "Mic" remarks out there.  No matter what I allways had the last laugh because everyone wears green on St. Pat's day, but no one goes around wearing stuff on Italian Saint's day.

Funny how racial slurs go, true story, growing up in a mostly white area, when I went to Basic Training in 82 two DI's had the Battery out there and they started throwing some insults at each other: whitey, chicken eater, honky, watermelon eater.  Dumb as I was, I asked my room mate from Baltimore what did they mean, I ate chicken and watermelon.  I had no clue what they meant.  He laughed his butt off.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: CGN-38 on February 12, 2009, 08:14:58 AM
 I'm sure I read posts from this "BHP (Banned hater person) but can't recall who it was, but as many have mentioned, glad there gone for now.  It's not needed here!
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Jeffrm20 on February 12, 2009, 08:00:24 PM
Yeah, racism  :smt013, it seems like I see the most racist remarks come out in paching threads abour certain ethnic groups being blamed for our deminishing fisheries.  :smt011. Maybe they will get their heads out their a$$es someday and quit blaming and start educating.

Jeff

Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: FishFarmer on February 13, 2009, 07:12:11 AM
Quote
does this mean I can't call my boy a fifty-fifty anymore?
  :smt005

I'm the son of Danish immigrants (English was my second language) and my wife is Indian from Fiji. We tell our boys they are "ada ada" -- "half and half".

Good rules, good judgment.

Ben
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: ravensblack on February 13, 2009, 07:32:22 AM
My birth mother got pregnant in Tennessee in 1952 out of wedlock. A case of date rape in the 50's produced me. She came to Oakland , ca. to have the baby. I was adopted at 2 weeks old. My birth mother was scottish, the sperm donor was italian. I'm not sure where I am going here. But if anyone ever says I'm a bastard, well they are right. :smt044 You gotta roll with it sometimes. Time weeds out the bad and if you just ignore them they get tired and move on.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: amphibian on February 13, 2009, 07:52:58 AM
Austin Powers was an international man that loved everyone except the Dutch. Do we have any Dutch members? If so, was Gold Member a typical Dutch or was he an exception?

The only other question I have is, "are carnies a race"? 
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: FishinJay on February 13, 2009, 09:21:09 AM
The only other question I have is, "are carnies a race"? 

"little hands... smell like cabbage..."  :smt044
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/79/AustinPowers200px.png/175px-AustinPowers200px.png)
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: ZeeHokkaido on February 13, 2009, 09:28:43 AM
Do we have any Dutch members? If so, was Gold Member a typical Dutch or was he an exception?

100% Dutch blood here. Gold member was way off. Well he did have dutch looking shoes but we stopped wearing those about 200 years ago. One thing they did get right... we are freaky deeky!  :smt003

Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUWCUV7tlcI&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrMfD6RuKX0&feature=related
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: leshigashi on February 13, 2009, 10:27:59 AM
Thanks Bill for keeping the peace ...

I don't post much. I enjoy most of what I read ... I am all for making fun of me lol ... But I don't want to offend the brother of the Asian persuasion. Intentional racist remarks should never be tolerated. We all share a common love and passion. This kind of resource for local fisherman is rare and I for one am thankful to all members and to you Bill for you work ...                                             

                                                                                     Mahalo
                                                                                        Les
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: bmb on February 13, 2009, 10:41:21 AM
les, I've been looking for you!!
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: rockfish on February 13, 2009, 10:50:54 AM
I have a dutch friend, yes she is strange...but in a mostly good way...it doesn't helop that she's from IOWA either  ;)  (Missouri boy here(and German too boot))

"are carnies a race?"
yes, they most certainly are.  I think carnies in the US are like gypsies (Roma) in Europe.  not well understood, strange and happy to be left alone, except when they can finagle you out of a few bucks on the ball toss...

my wife lost a few classmates in high school to the carnival...I'm sure they have lived a more exciting (and difficult) life than I can ever imagine....
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Sin Coast on February 13, 2009, 11:10:40 AM
ban Mooch!
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: InSeine on February 13, 2009, 11:48:57 AM
Bill, you were right on with the ban.  It can be difficult to determine sometimes, when someone is just playing with borderline comments, whether its malicious or just in good fun.  Online, its best to remember your mom could be reading what you post.  SO keep it PG. 

Jim
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: mooch on February 13, 2009, 11:51:08 AM
ban Mooch!


....you can't ban Bill's left hand man   :pottytrain2:      :smt002

Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: bmb on February 13, 2009, 11:53:10 AM
we dont need to ban mooch he's too busy SUPing and chasing women on harmony
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: piski on February 13, 2009, 12:20:17 PM
Quote from: leshigashi
....We all share a common love and passion. This kind of resource for local fisherman is rare and I for one am thankful to all members and to you Bill for you work ...

Well said. Only 9 posts - few but well-chosen words. Complete opposite from the banned person, who made it to a whopping 20 posts - almost all completely negative & insulting.

The responses on this thread show what NCKA is about. The light-hearted quips about one's own race/ethnicity/background turns a negative situation around - it also shows the diversity (cliche as it may sound) of the folks here. People who can joke about themselves are generally more secure with who they are. Adults know when they're crossing the line into making vitriolic racist statements.

Quote from: Zee
100% Dutch blood here. Gold member was way off. Well he did have dutch looking shoes but we stopped wearing those about 200 years ago. One thing they did get right... we are freaky deeky!  :smt003

Oh, the Dutch...The don't call it the NETHERlands for nothing! 

I have some Dutch blood...and German, French, Corsican, Scottish, Irish, Welsh, etc, etc, etc. Yea, I'm a Euro-mutt, white, "melanin-challenged" - can't even get a tan. Family name on father's side can be traced back to Revolutionary days in the US but that's the extent of my knowledge. Both my parents grew up right here in Oakland.

Quote from: ravensblack
But if anyone ever says I'm a bastard, well they are right. :smt044
I knew it!

OK, one last thing. This goes out to the HAC and all the Asian NCKA'ers out there - you've got to see this!
Listen to the lyrics.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CqbZNHaf1o&feature=related
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Ariel Sea on February 13, 2009, 12:46:54 PM
Quote from: leshigashi
....We all share a common love and passion. This kind of resource for local fisherman is rare and I for one am thankful to all members and to you Bill for you work ...

Well said. Only 9 posts - few but well-chosen words. Complete opposite from the banned person, who made it to a whopping 20 posts - almost all completely negative & insulting.

The responses on this thread show what NCKA is about. The light-hearted quips about one's own race/ethnicity/background turns a negative situation around - it also shows the diversity (cliche as it may sound) of the folks here. People who can joke about themselves are generally more secure with who they are. Adults know when they're crossing the line into making vitriolic racist statements.

Quote from: Zee
100% Dutch blood here. Gold member was way off. Well he did have dutch looking shoes but we stopped wearing those about 200 years ago. One thing they did get right... we are freaky deeky!  :smt003

Oh, the Dutch...The don't call it the NETHERlands for nothing! 

I have some Dutch blood...and German, French, Corsican, Scottish, Irish, Welsh, etc, etc, etc. Yea, I'm a Euro-mutt, white, "melanin-challenged" - can't even get a tan. Family name on father's side can be traced back to Revolutionary days in the US but that's the extent of my knowledge. Both my parents grew up right here in Oakland.

Quote from: ravensblack
But if anyone ever says I'm a bastard, well they are right. :smt044
I knew it!

OK, one last thing. This goes out to the HAC and all the Asian NCKA'ers out there - you've got to see this!
Listen to the lyrics.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CqbZNHaf1o&feature=related

Aaron
That video was funny. It was hard to concentrate on what he was rapping about cuz I was to busy staring at that hot chic. Damn she's fine.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: ex-kayaker on February 13, 2009, 12:52:35 PM
Do we have any Dutch members? If so, was Gold Member a typical Dutch or was he an exception?

100% Dutch blood here. Gold member was way off. Well he did have dutch looking shoes but we stopped wearing those about 200 years ago. One thing they did get right... we are freaky deeky!  :smt003

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUWCUV7tlcI&eurl=http://www.norcalkayakanglers.com/index.php/topic,16447.30.html


Translation? I think I heard sucka and mf'a but nothing else  :smt001








Since we're throwing around AP quotes we may as well add the most obvious.


There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: piski on February 13, 2009, 01:09:14 PM
Quote from: Ariel Sea
That video was funny. It was hard to concentrate on what he was rapping about cuz I was to busy staring at that hot chic. Damn she's fine.

Be careful, man, she's probably no more than 15 yrs old!  :smt005

Quote from: agarcia
There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.
:smt044 :smt044 :smt044
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: ex-kayaker on February 13, 2009, 01:38:41 PM
ban Mooch!


I second that.



Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Pacifico on February 13, 2009, 01:46:58 PM
....you can't ban Bill's left hand man   :pottytrain2:      :smt002

I second that.

We should probably check with Bill first to figure out what he uses that left hand for.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: ex-kayaker on February 13, 2009, 02:15:53 PM
....you can't ban Bill's left hand man   :pottytrain2:      :smt002

I second that.

We should probably check with Bill first to figure out what he uses that left hand for.


 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044


Brutal!!!

Out of repect for rules 1-3 I will refrain from commenting further :smt003...............it was a good one tho:smt001

Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: promethean_spark on February 13, 2009, 02:23:10 PM
I'm 1/4 Dutch, but that side of the family is hardcore catholic.  Not very goldmember-ish at all - they wouldn't even let us kids wear shorts in the summer.  Their name means 'cheese' in Dutch, and probably explains my love for smoked gouda.  ;)  

Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: bsteves on February 13, 2009, 03:04:09 PM
Regarding the dutch.. what's up with salmiakdrop?  I mean why would anyone take the worst flavored candy there is (liquorice) and add ammonia (ammonium chloride salt).  I don't get it.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: bajareefer on February 13, 2009, 03:24:07 PM
My mom was a real "Oakie from Muskogie" and dad was a genuine hill-billy from "Hoot Owl Holler," [ near Burnsville ] North Carolina.
I often wonder how my own consciousness would have developed had dad not joined the military and re-directed his and my path. In the army and a war or two, he lost the racism he was born into and learned from real life experience that we are all just folks.
There but for the luck of the draw might still be in "Hoot owl holler" wearing suspenders, plantin' corn, catchin catfish from the riverbank and narrowminded "as all get out.."
I used to be a little ashamed of being a "corn fed, white bread honkey" but have learned that shame and pride are opposite sides of the same worthless coin.
However, when kayaking in the hot summer sun, I feel a little envious of our browner brethern while re-applying my $10.00 a tube Bullfrog SFP factor 35.

Steve
 



Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Danglin on February 13, 2009, 04:07:41 PM

 I slept thru this one, but glad it was dealt with and Gone...

 The Guilty side still wanted to see the Carnage though...

 Sometimes I miss " SG " ....... :smt002

 It was mostly good for a laugh till it got totally weird...

  Strong Work Bill and

 Thanks     :smt006

 BTW...  I vote to Keep Mooch on The Island    :shark

 
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: mooch on February 13, 2009, 04:08:33 PM
Quote
However, when kayaking in the hot summer sun, I feel a little envious of our browner brethern while re-applying my $10.00 a tube Bullfrog SFP factor 35.

Steve


 :smt044 good one steve  :smt005

Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: mooch on February 13, 2009, 04:11:19 PM
Quote
BTW...  I vote to Keep Mooch on The Island   

Thanks Don - out of 2,000+ NCKA members, one actually likes me :smt008
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: piski on February 13, 2009, 04:24:38 PM
Quote from: bajareefer
However, when kayaking in the hot summer sun, I feel a little envious of our browner brethern while re-applying my $10.00 a tube Bullfrog SFP factor 35.
Yep! :glasses9: :sunny: SPF 500000000

Quote from: bsteves
Regarding the dutch.. what's up with salmiakdrop?  I mean why would anyone take the worst flavored candy there is (liquorice) and add ammonia (ammonium chloride salt).  I don't get it.

It's something about living below sea level for too long! That's why they're so tall, too - always having to peek up over the dikes to see who's comin'!
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Fisherman X on February 13, 2009, 08:12:41 PM
ban Mooch!

 and the banana he rode in with! :smt005

That's great - Joel, they're all just jealous of the article about you by PAL . . .



Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: ex-kayaker on February 13, 2009, 09:07:05 PM
Mooch banned me first!
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: crzyhawn on February 13, 2009, 11:53:12 PM
im big island born... kailuakona, samoan, hawaiian ,irish ,german come getsumm.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Great Bass 2 on February 14, 2009, 06:30:55 AM
can we slur our own race(s)?,    if you can't laugh at yourself, who can YOU laugh at? :smt004

Adam -

With my family in private we will often do this, usually pertaining to the asian driving skills,  :smt005 however in public or on the internet I personally would not. The problem is that others who hear these jokes may think it is OK for them to say these things even though they are not of that race. Racism is such a sensitive subject, the safest thing is to avoid the subject in public forums. Publically I do laugh at myself, like the stupid things I have done just not about race. BTW, let's hookup for some rock fish this year.

Scott
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: bajareefer on February 14, 2009, 04:57:57 PM
There are many jokes in our house about Pacific Islanders............none from me.
 My wifes Tongan and she and her Tongan friends riff on their own hard! [ especially the royal family]
 I on the other hand... may not.
and...........I have no interest in claiming any rights in that arena.
Whats not to understand?
 Steve
 
 
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: guitarzan on February 16, 2009, 01:08:33 PM
Good going, Bill, that guy was a d*ck! I think I might have added to the fuel by not just deleting the thread when he was first showing his d*ckness, I thought it might be salvaged, but the second I saw the race thing, I deleted the whole thread. Also, I wasnt my usual mellow self in my replies to him, he was trying to get my goat and it worked...
 I think the racial diversity of NCKA should be a thing celebrated, so, again, good move!
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: FisHunter on February 17, 2009, 09:20:22 AM
can we slur our own race(s)?,    if you can't laugh at yourself, who can YOU laugh at? :smt004

Adam -

 The problem is that others who hear these jokes may think it is OK for them to say these things even though they are not of that race.
Scott
you are 100% right Scott! .....no more Bean(er)references, and NO MORE 8-Layer Dip either :smt010 
and YES! ..Rockfishing, together, soon!!  it seems so far away, but RIGHTaroundTHEcornerINreality! :smt002
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Fisherman X on February 17, 2009, 10:12:24 AM
RF'g in a yak day is a little further away for us in North Central but Abalone season is only 43 days away now. YES.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: DaveW on February 17, 2009, 07:54:52 PM
Sometimes I miss " SG " ....... :smt002

I laughed so hard I almost choked when she posted a pic of terminal tackle with the little arrows pointing to swivel snaps asking what they were and where you could purchase such crazy things.  At first I thought it was a joke.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: INSANEDUANE on February 25, 2009, 03:18:13 PM
I just recently found out that I am a German Jew on moms side of the family
her parents escape germany in 1939 and landed in Ohio, my only question
is can I mark the box on a job application as other or maybe Jewish.
 
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: piski on February 25, 2009, 03:40:42 PM
Quote from: insaneduane
I just recently found out that I am a German Jew on moms side of the family
her parents escape germany in 1939 and landed in Ohio, my only question
is can I mark the box on a job application as other or maybe Jewish.

That's an interesting discovery. How did you find out; was someone doing genealogy research or was it an incidental finding?

Regarding your question, I don't really know the answer but anyone can mark "other," I guess. I was just watching a program on PBS last night about a geneticist who studied the genetic links between the different "races" and traced the genes back to more or less the original descendants of all of them. He traveled to all these places and followed the (theoretic) migration of people all the way to North Am. Very interesting.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: FisHunter on February 25, 2009, 04:10:07 PM
I was just watching a program on PBS last night about a geneticist who studied the genetic links between the different "races" and traced the genes back to more or less the original descendants of all of them. He traveled to all these places and followed the (theoretic) migration of people all the way to North Am. Very interesting.
we ARE ALL brothers from different mothers!! :smt002 
another good one to watch is "The Real Eve" as in Adam& (youtube has blocked it!!) :smt013
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: ravensblack on February 25, 2009, 04:24:03 PM
Can you get banned for showing a fake penis and balls in public? :smt044
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: FisHunter on February 25, 2009, 04:27:17 PM
not if you have a picture to post of......uh, nevermind.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Eric B on February 25, 2009, 04:30:51 PM
I'm 1/8 native american, black from the waist down, and the rest is redneck hillbilly.

Everyone should go see Gran Torino if they haven't yet...  The barber shop scene...  :smt044
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Tote on February 25, 2009, 06:33:02 PM
1/2 italian, 1/4 polish, 1/4 slovenian ( whatever that is ). Yea, Ive heard 'em all.
If ya got something new PM me.  :smt044
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: INSANEDUANE on February 25, 2009, 06:38:28 PM
Nope I just decided to ask my mom what her family history was I know that her pairants were from germany
I just did not know where.I was asking her to see if they were from from Bavaria because I'm in a Bavarian
dance club. what I understand they owned a farm in a little village called pommar and that they grew grans

what I don't understand is why Jews are so hated I know that they killed JC but dam that was 3000 years
ago I just shows you that man can't get over the past. as it is I'm not religious so all this don't mean anything to me
if I had my way I could solve all this mideast conflict. I would just kick out everyone from this so called holyland
and make them live in the desert together till they learn to get a long I'm so tired of hearing about this crap.

Quote from: insaneduane
I just recently found out that I am a German Jew on moms side of the family
her parents escape germany in 1939 and landed in Ohio, my only question
is can I mark the box on a job application as other or maybe Jewish.

That's an interesting discovery. How did you find out; was someone doing genealogy research or was it an incidental finding?

Regarding your question, I don't really know the answer but anyone can mark "other," I guess. I was just watching a program on PBS last night about a geneticist who studied the genetic links between the different "races" and traced the genes back to more or less the original descendants of all of them. He traveled to all these places and followed the (theoretic) migration of people all the way to North Am. Very interesting.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: piski on February 25, 2009, 08:30:40 PM
Quote from: insaneduane
Nope I just decided to ask my mom what her family history was I know that her pairants were from germany
I just did not know where.I was asking her to see if they were from from Bavaria because I'm in a Bavarian
dance club. what I understand they owned a farm in a little village called pommar and that they grew grans

what I don't understand is why Jews are so hated I know that they killed JC but dam that was 3000 years
ago I just shows you that man can't get over the past. as it is I'm not religious so all this don't mean anything to me
if I had my way I could solve all this mideast conflict. I would just kick out everyone from this so called holyland
and make them live in the desert together till they learn to get a long I'm so tired of hearing about this crap.

That's cool, maybe they grew barley & hops!

Yea, people love to forget JC was, in fact, Jewish...
There's a theory (strongly supported) in social sciences that humans are instinctively tribal, and the basic reaction is to fight (and kill) those from other tribes. As soon as more than a few people get together, they start to exhibit this behavior. I'm not studied in social science but it seems to make sense.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: INSANEDUANE on February 25, 2009, 08:53:34 PM
I know what you mean they say that racism is learned but maybe that mite not be the the case
maybe you have to learn to get along with people of that are diffrent than you
like you are pre-programed to hate.
It's like when you come across a wild animal
you are instinctively fear full and you go in to kill mode, it just a throe back to the
beginnings of man when we all did not live together and fought for the little resources that were available


Quote from: insaneduane
Nope I just decided to ask my mom what her family history was I know that her pairants were from germany
I just did not know where.I was asking her to see if they were from from Bavaria because I'm in a Bavarian
dance club. what I understand they owned a farm in a little village called pommar and that they grew grans

what I don't understand is why Jews are so hated I know that they killed JC but dam that was 3000 years
ago I just shows you that man can't get over the past. as it is I'm not religious so all this don't mean anything to me
if I had my way I could solve all this mideast conflict. I would just kick out everyone from this so called holyland
and make them live in the desert together till they learn to get a long I'm so tired of hearing about this crap.

That's cool, maybe they grew barley & hops!

Yea, people love to forget JC was, in fact, Jewish...
There's a theory (strongly supported) in social sciences that humans are instinctively tribal, and the basic reaction is to fight (and kill) those from other tribes. As soon as more than a few people get together, they start to exhibit this behavior. I'm not studied in social science but it seems to make sense.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Danglin on February 25, 2009, 09:03:04 PM
Quote
I know what you mean they say that racism is learned but maybe that mite not be the the case
maybe you have to learn to get along with people of that are diffrent than you
like you are pre-programed to hate.

That just might be right, and this ditty makes sense too...

Quote
There's a theory (strongly supported) in social sciences that humans are instinctively tribal, and the basic reaction is to fight (and kill) those from other tribes. As soon as more than a few people get together, they start to exhibit this behavior

 Maybe if we acknowledged that we have a tendencies towards hating one another, the Hypocrisy could leave the building and we really could evolve..

 Interesting points...

 and now you are Banned!!!!!     :smt002
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Fish N' Chips on February 26, 2009, 12:56:33 AM
I think one of the problems with todays society is people wanting to identify themselves with their ethnicity's, and not their nationalism.  Hispanic-American, Black-American, Irish-American, Russian-American.  We are all Americans!  We all bring something great to this country, but we should be unified rather than segregating ourselves based on our ethnicity or history.  We stand stronger united, than we ever will apart.  I think we need to change our own perceptions, and realize that we are one nation and a culture onto ourselves.

Regarding the tribal influences, I do believe it has some value to the theory.  I have noticed the precedence in my anthropological and history training.  We have been hunter/gather societies much longer that sedentary agricultural societies.  Look at how we are supposed to eat; protein, nuts, fruits, vegetables.  That's why processed flours and sugars make us fat.  We are programmed to protect our land, food sources, ect. from rivals.  Heck men even compete for women (or so they like us to believe).   Look at the mammalian diving reflex, that one has stayed with us for thousands of years.  Other instinct are still there as well.  Although suspicion may be engrained, I do believe true hate is learned.  The old Nature vs. Nurture argument.

I am just glad I belong to the NCKA tribe, I love all my NCKA brothers and sisters!

Matt
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: FisHunter on February 26, 2009, 06:59:12 AM
black from the waist down
:smt005   :smt044 
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Ebyekewabjeget on April 05, 2009, 12:09:17 AM
I think most of the guys I hook up with need to watch themselves. Every time we go fishing and come back to chil and chow........before long most of them slur! I'll give them a warning for you lol.
Seriously I think most people honor basic respect. We can disagree but still respect one another.

Phil
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: ChuckE on May 26, 2009, 01:17:48 PM
Getting back to the original topic......

One way to get yourself banned is to register at NCKA and post a blatant commercial ad for your very first post.

Get the F... outta here!!!!  :smt013
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Tote on May 26, 2009, 03:45:40 PM
Get the F... outta here!!!!  :smt013

Word.
That carries some SERIOUS flame coming from the Halibut king himself.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: EWB on May 26, 2009, 05:52:25 PM
Getting back to the original topic......

One way to get yourself banned is to register NCKA and post a blatant commercial ad for your very post.

Get the F... outta here!!!!  :smt013

amen...I am sure he wasn't expecting the response he got from this group.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: piski on May 26, 2009, 07:12:20 PM
Quote from: EWB
...I am sure he wasn't expecting the response he got from this group.

As they say, KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Danglin on May 26, 2009, 07:17:04 PM



                                                            :smt079

  That's Awesome.....

  You Go ChuckE!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: hightide on June 28, 2009, 05:08:41 PM
There's a theory (strongly supported) in social sciences that humans are instinctively tribal, and the basic reaction is to fight (and kill) those from other tribes. As soon as more than a few people get together, they start to exhibit this behavior. I'm not studied in social science but it seems to make sense.
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This is on the back of my mind when the NCKA tribe gets together on the water and there are PB's tribes nearby. :smt063 :smt068 :smt076 
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Relentless on June 28, 2009, 11:51:25 PM
Thank you so very much for your continued attention paid to your great organization and sight.


Dave in SanLeandro
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: calbear on June 29, 2009, 02:01:49 AM
Right on, Hightide, I've felt that same way many times
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: MontanaN8V on July 15, 2009, 04:47:17 PM
 :smt006 of origin.  Well, maybe country of origin, I am an american, and feel free to hack on me.  My pedigree includes most european countries, some south american countries, and am pretty sure there is a canadian in there that married for citizenship back in the late 1800's.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Spike on August 05, 2009, 11:40:56 AM
12 years into publishing kayak fishing BBS/Forums, I find this discussion hilarious.  I don't often claim I've experienced it all but, in this case I have...to date.  Hate mails, death threats, a detailed "death wish" and more unkind posts and unsolicited sales pitches than any one site should have to deal with.

NCKAers should know that, IMHO, your forum is among the top 2 (high volume KF forums) in the country in regards to class and truly serving anglers as opposed to individual egos.  A heckuva job by Bill and the contributors that dozens of other forums have failed to accomplish nationwide.  It's possible that more KF web sites have come and gone than exist today.  I wish I had more time to log on to NCKA, I rarely get a chance to surf the web.

HELP!!! A (long) while back, I took a salmon image from a forum member and promised him a gaff.  I have no idea who it was and could use some help locating him????

Fishing Ocean Cove is in the am plan for Thursday, company welcome.  c. 818-970-2392

I fished Tomales yesterday.  It turned into a fiasco in large part due to harrassment from Park employees at Pt Reyes.  I ended up having to paddle 5 miles into the wind to prevent a search and rescue. It all ended well though.  The halibut bite in the bay is flat for me and the boaters I talked to, one guy looked for 4 days straight. 

Loading kayaks, an NCKAer walked up to us and told us about the 14' white shark that had just buzzed their little boat with its mouth agape.  He was a little blown away.

Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: mooch on August 06, 2009, 12:00:05 AM
Quote
NCKAers should know that, IMHO, your forum is among the top 2 (high volume KF forums) in the country in regards to class and truly serving anglers as opposed to individual egos.

That says a lot right there! Thanks Dennis! And I'm glad we have you on board as well :smt002

Attn NCKA: let's keep this class act going - so that the future generation of NCKA'ers can look back at what we've done to preserve "da good vibe" and hopefully continue the tradition  :salut:



Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Danglin on August 06, 2009, 12:08:21 AM
Quote
NCKAers should know that, IMHO, your forum is among the top 2 (high volume KF forums) in the country in regards to class and truly serving anglers as opposed to individual egos.

That says a lot right there! Thanks Dennis! And I'm glad we have you on board as well :smt002

Attn NCKA: let's keep this class act going - so that the future generation of NCKA'ers can look back at what we've done to preserve "da good vibe" and hopefully continue the tradition  :salut:






 Amen Brother....

  Amen....   Good Morning Mooch     :smt006
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: ChuckE on August 18, 2009, 04:18:15 PM
Thanks Spike.  I respect your opinion.  You've been there from the birth of modern kayak fishing and you personally inspired me to get into the sport.

NCKAers should know that, IMHO, your forum is among the top 2 (high volume KF forums) in the country in regards to class and truly serving anglers as opposed to individual egos.  A heckuva job by Bill and the contributors that dozens of other forums have failed to accomplish nationwide.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Martianfish on September 20, 2009, 03:40:27 PM
One thing that everyone has forgotten is that we are all NATIVE EARTHLINGS, or are we (aliens from somewhere else originally)????  I also happen to be 100% Dutch blood, Canadian born, naturalized American, with an Irish name.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: billyabe on December 29, 2009, 10:15:33 AM
Thanks for protecting the site, which is all about yakking and fishing.  There are plenty of other places to share ethnic/racial humor--the best of which is almost always edgy and offensive to some.  Let good sense prevail.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Saint of Circumstance on February 23, 2010, 03:29:01 PM
Damn after reading all those pages there weren't any REALLY tantalizing great ways to get yourself banned from this site!!! Feed me some sordid info people!!

Not that I want to get banned......

just wanted to hear some funny outlandish ways to get banned teehee

as for the race issue, most people fear the unknown, and make fun when they are out of the "comfort zone" or a better way to say it is they are uncomfortable with themselves.

However,  having said that, I could really go for some bean(er) dip right now  :smt044 see what I mean? Somethings are just funny and we all know what is totally messed up to say. Are people really still racist these days?

Love,
Sara
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Kayote on March 02, 2010, 09:23:58 AM
Not that I want to get banned......

just wanted to hear some funny outlandish ways to get banned teehee

Love,
Sara

Discuss catching Trophy Gophers in  Big Sur  :smt003
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Saint of Circumstance on March 03, 2010, 10:30:34 AM
Too funny Kayote! That's a good one.... Lets hear some more!!
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: mooch on March 11, 2010, 06:13:16 PM

Another rule worth mentioning :smt002

NCKA law states "all fish pics shall be done with both elbows bent and not stretched out" (basically, no fish sniffer posing) We at NCKA believe that we don't have to "enhance" our catch to be deemed respectable fishermen  :smt002

 
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: mickfish on March 11, 2010, 06:26:20 PM

Another rule worth mentioning :smt002

NCKA law states "all fish pics shall be done with both elbows bent and not stretched out" (basically, no fish sniffer posing) We at NCKA believe that we don't have to "enhance" our catch to be deemed respectable fishermen  :smt002

 

We got enough rules I could dig up some proof of you taking such picture and posting it  :smt021
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: mooch on March 11, 2010, 06:44:09 PM
Mike, those pics were deliberate to show others of what not to do  :smt002
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: DaveW on March 11, 2010, 09:56:14 PM
I think Mooch and or Ravensblack should probably be banned for the infamous butt-shot-split-wetsuit pic.   :smt044 It set a new standard for bad taste.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: mickfish on March 12, 2010, 07:35:42 AM
I think Mooch and or Ravensblack should probably be banned for the infamous butt-shot-split-wetsuit pic.   :smt044 It set a new standard for bad taste.
:smt005 At least they weren't hugging although we never got an explanation how it ripped  :smt011
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Fisherman X on March 12, 2010, 07:43:03 AM
I think Mooch and or Ravensblack should probably be banned for the infamous butt-shot-split-wetsuit pic.   :smt044 It set a new standard for bad taste.

Only upstaged by the Mooch-in-speedo CF shot..... :smt003
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Fish Master1 on March 12, 2010, 09:10:55 AM
Another great way to get yourself banned is to have one of the moderators accidentally run into your elbow! Hard! :smt075
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: AlsHobieOutback on March 12, 2010, 09:14:40 AM
Another great way to get yourself banned is to have one of the moderators accidentally run into your elbow! Hard! :smt075
Yeah, *you* should be banned for that!  :smt044
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: mooch on March 12, 2010, 09:22:04 AM
Another great way to get yourself banned is to have one of the moderators accidentally run into your elbow! Hard! :smt075
Yeah, *you* should be banned for that!  :smt044

Al, we don't need to ban Andy, he's leaving us anyway...since he's now a "spearo" :smt002
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: CaptainKayak on March 12, 2010, 09:22:21 AM
Another great way to get yourself banned is to have one of the moderators accidentally run into your elbow! Hard! :smt075
Yeah, *you* should be banned for that!  :smt044

Before the elbow incident I saw them shadow boxing!  :kungfu

Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: mooch on March 12, 2010, 09:40:33 AM
....capt., that's the future MMA star "mooch da terminator" executing a well maneuvered spinning backfist...as you can see the victim (Andy/Fishmaster) is unaware and reacts with a deer-in-the-headlights look  :smt045 (homeeeee just didn't see it coming) The good thing is that I was in control of my actions and just took an eyebrow hair strand off his ugly mug...I'm just skilled that way :smt045

Andy, on the hand, tied to be Rico Swabe by throwing an elbow at me (while my eyes were closed - cause I was saying a prayer before  a meal - that's just the catholic in me) and did not have the proper skill and ended up doing a full contact with my chin :smt011

Lesson learned: never spar with a raider fan (especially, when the raiders end up with a loser quarterback)


Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: AlsHobieOutback on March 12, 2010, 10:20:54 AM
 :smt044
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Saint of Circumstance on March 12, 2010, 12:04:05 PM
Lesson learned: never spar with a raider fan (especially, when the raiders end up with a loser quarterback)

Um, Mooch.... I think I see another fishmaster elbow coming your way!!! DUCK!
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: mooch on March 12, 2010, 12:49:32 PM
Lesson learned: never spar with a raider fan (especially, when the raiders end up with a loser quarterback)

Um, Mooch.... I think I see another fishmaster elbow coming your way!!! DUCK!


....this time I'll be ready for it and I'll counter his move ala Steven Segal  :smt002
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: CaptainKayak on March 12, 2010, 01:44:30 PM
Lesson learned: never spar with a raider fan (especially, when the raiders end up with a loser quarterback)
Um, Mooch.... I think I see another fishmaster elbow coming your way!!! DUCK!
....this time I'll be ready for it and I'll counter his move ala Steven Segal  :smt002

Damn Mooch! Watch the low blow on the Raiders thing or I might elbow you too! You don't kick a man when he's already down. :smt021
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Usagi on March 12, 2010, 03:32:41 PM
....this time I'll be ready for it and I'll counter his move ala Steven Segal  :smt002

If you're gonna go "ala Segal" you'd better start eating more donuts...
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Salty. on March 12, 2010, 07:13:35 PM
....this time I'll be ready for it and I'll counter his move ala Steven Segal  :smt002

If you're gonna go "ala Segal" you'd better start eating more donuts...



 :smt044
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: mooch on March 12, 2010, 11:34:41 PM
....that's Deputy Sheriff Seagal to you haters  :smt110
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: BigJim on March 13, 2010, 01:09:53 AM
Lesson learned: never spar with a raider fan (especially, when the raiders end up with a loser quarterback)
Um, Mooch.... I think I see another fishmaster elbow coming your way!!! DUCK!
....this time I'll be ready for it and I'll counter his move ala Steven Segal  :smt002

Damn Mooch! Watch the low blow on the Raiders thing or I might elbow you too! You don't kick a man when he's already down. :smt021

Frank.......so I guess I shouldn't talk about the Raiders/Saints game I flew home to watch back in 2008 (with one of my Raiders fan buddies) when we are fishing together up at GS$?????!!!!

http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/2008101204/2008/REG6/raiders@saints#recap-channels:cat-post-recap-quick-take/tab:watch
 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

Don't worry, I spent my whole life being a fan of a team that almost always lost....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWvklvtqoco

Course....in addition to the many, many years of waiting we also went through a few heartbreaks and hurricanes, so in my opinion it was about time we won something!!!!!!!!

:smt006

Sincerely,

Jim
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: CaptainKayak on March 14, 2010, 10:26:31 AM
Lesson learned: never spar with a raider fan (especially, when the raiders end up with a loser quarterback)
Um, Mooch.... I think I see another fishmaster elbow coming your way!!! DUCK!
....this time I'll be ready for it and I'll counter his move ala Steven Segal  :smt002

Damn Mooch! Watch the low blow on the Raiders thing or I might elbow you too! You don't kick a man when he's already down. :smt021

Frank.......so I guess I shouldn't talk about the Raiders/Saints game I flew home to watch back in 2008 (with one of my Raiders fan buddies) when we are fishing together up at GS$?????!!!!


Please talk about the Saints as much as you like Jim. They deserved the super bowl win. However, I'll practice avoidance on any Raiders topic on the water.  :smt044
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Salty. on March 16, 2010, 07:01:15 PM
Getting back to the original thread topic....."Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned".....show back up on NCKA with a slightly different username after already being banned once with the exact same bad attitude that got you banned in the first place=banned 2x. Thanks Bill, Mooch, & Allen for taking out the "trash".....again. jim
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: RHYAK on March 31, 2010, 10:11:39 AM
I just saw this and u know it's bs to talk about people even if u don't like them he is not here to talk back ur reply to his post was wrong and has been deleted.

I don't think it's right at all and think u really need to get a life.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Rock Hopper on March 31, 2010, 10:29:07 AM
Yes, that is a great way to get yourself banned. ^^^    :smt044
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Salty. on March 31, 2010, 11:41:57 AM
I just saw this and u know it's bs to talk about people even if u don't like them he is not here to talk back ur reply to his post was wrong and has been deleted.

I don't think it's right at all and think u really need to get a life.




Well here's an innocent little question for you RHYAK. Why are you using time from "your life" to continue to defend the guy? Thanks for your suggestion to get a life though. What a 'nice' sentiment. You're right, what I say is bs. What you say is righteous. Sorry, my bad.  :smt006
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: RHYAK on March 31, 2010, 12:05:20 PM
Well here's an innocent little question for you RHYAK. Why are you using time from "your life" to continue to defend the guy? Thanks for your suggestion to get a life though. What a 'nice' sentiment. You're right, what I say is bs. What you say is righteous. Sorry, my bad.  :smt006

To answer your question of why I am using the "time in my life" is due to I think it is disrespectful to talk ill of others when they our not even around to back them self. So as a fellow angler that has similar views as someone that ur talking ill about. I'm just standing up for what I think is right. I have more to say but wont on this forum due to its sensitivity.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: polepole on March 31, 2010, 01:28:48 PM
I don't think it's right at all and think u really need to get a life.

Talking to people like this is a great way to get yourself banned.  Consider yourself warned.

I'm just standing up for what I think is right.

But ... can you do that without attacking people?

-Allen
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Hojoman on March 31, 2010, 01:53:47 PM
Another great way to get yourself banned is to have one of the moderators accidentally run into your elbow! Hard! :smt075
Yeah, *you* should be banned for that!  :smt044
And he likes to give incendiary haircuts with doubly dried out tumbleweed.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: CaptainKayak on March 31, 2010, 02:01:22 PM
Another great way to get yourself banned is to have one of the moderators accidentally run into your elbow! Hard! :smt075
Yeah, *you* should be banned for that!  :smt044
And he likes to give incendiary haircuts with doubly dried out tumbleweed.

The tumbleweed incident allegedly took place a short period after this photo was taken.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: HDRich on March 31, 2010, 02:01:58 PM
More details Hojo!!!
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Salty. on March 31, 2010, 02:07:52 PM
I think it is disrespectful to talk ill of others when they our not even around to back them self.




I agree with you there. That's why when the original ban happened I never made another reference to it until now that ban 2.0 has occurred. Without using the persons name I posted in this appropriate thread my thanks to the moderators and my post stands. I will not mention this person online again unless he pops up again.

I don't want any bad blood over who you decide is worthy to 'stick up' for.....no matter how much I disagree. Thanks for the explanation. jim

PS: If you have more to say feel free to pm me. It will be kept private. My word. Otherwise I'll just consider us BFF's.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: bmb on March 31, 2010, 02:15:20 PM
Questions...are all bans perma-bans or can they be reversed if there appears to be a true turning of the leaf?
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Hojoman on March 31, 2010, 02:20:52 PM
More details Hojo!!!

Rich, the air was chilly and I sat right up to the fire to keep warm. Then Good Samaritan Andy shows up with this HUGE dried out tumbleweed and dumps it in the fire. Well, it only took about 5 seconds for the tumbleweed to explode into a fireball. The only way I could get out of my easy chair was to lean forward. Didn't burn, but did get VERY warm. Not for future campfires: be aware of Andy's whereabouts before cozying up to the fire.  :smt002
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: polepole on March 31, 2010, 02:24:43 PM
Questions...are all bans perma-bans or can they be reversed if there appears to be a true turning of the leaf?

I don't know.  Why does it matter?

-Allen
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: mooch on March 31, 2010, 02:29:13 PM
Questions...are all bans perma-bans or can they be reversed if there appears to be a true turning of the leaf?

How would you know if that person appears to be "a true turning of the leaf?"
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: & on March 31, 2010, 02:46:48 PM
Quote
How would you know if that person appears to be "a true turning of the leaf?"

You'd let them back onto the board to display they've been sufficiently rehab'd to have their ban lifted.  Wait, WTF???  That can't be right . . . :smt044
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Bushy on March 31, 2010, 03:13:48 PM
As Ernie would say  "Sea-ya"
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: mendohead on March 31, 2010, 03:39:38 PM
Hi Yakers:

            Looks like Feeling are close to the Surface because of Cabin Fever!
I hope to post more Fishing related topics and less BS.
            You can please some of the People some of the Time Etc... :smt005
                                                                        Sea-ya
                                                                        Ernie
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Bushy on March 31, 2010, 03:41:57 PM
25 minutes and 10 seconds for a response.  Glad you're still paying attention Ernie!!

Sea Ya
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: ClydeB on June 23, 2010, 04:40:21 PM
im for keeping assholes out
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: & on June 24, 2010, 11:16:37 PM
im for keeping assholes out

well stated clyde  :smt004
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Rock Hopper on June 26, 2010, 11:32:15 AM
im for keeping assholes out

This.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Pern on April 22, 2011, 07:55:45 PM
that's why i like this community, all adults.. and respectful.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Weimarian on May 02, 2011, 01:39:42 PM
Racial diversity = hella good food at events   :smt118 and cultural sharing. Close minded folks can't understand that. I'm of the fork and spoon clan  :wav: Bring on the grub! Ya, if your another color, your still MY brother! A boring, hellish, world to me would be one with no one but yourself to look at...
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Baitman on June 07, 2011, 09:28:04 AM
Ya, if your another color, your still MY brother! A boring, hellish, world to me would be one with no one but yourself to look at...


      Right on, and     Well said !        ( a scary thought if I had to look at myself all day )
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Mini Ducker on June 09, 2011, 09:18:27 PM
Ya, if your another color, your still MY brother! A boring, hellish, world to me would be one with no one but yourself to look at...


      Right on, and     Well said !        ( a scary thought if I had to look at myself all day )

That's what the Muscovy said to the Mallard.  :smt003
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: metallidave on May 14, 2012, 07:50:51 PM
Can't we all just get along!!!
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: EWB on May 15, 2012, 01:55:08 PM
picking a fight (or two) at an event, getting in trouble on the water then not thanking the person that risked their life (and lost gear) to save you, then just bailing when everyone was at the potluck...

Sorry but someone had to say it! It's been buggin' me for three days!
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: BigJim on May 15, 2012, 02:04:42 PM
picking a fight (or two) at an event, getting in trouble on the water then not thanking the person that risked their life (and lost gear) to save you, then just bailing when everyone was at the potluck...

Sorry but someone had to say it! It's been buggin' me for three days!

+1....It's been bugging me too bro.  :smt012

Not cool at all.  :smt011

Sincerely,

Jim
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Salty. on May 15, 2012, 02:08:30 PM
That's odd, I don't see that username anymore.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: EWB on May 15, 2012, 02:16:36 PM
That's odd, I don't see that username anymore.

its there.....its there.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Salty. on May 15, 2012, 02:31:02 PM
Your right! My eyesight is horrible.  :smt005
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: LapuLapu on May 15, 2012, 02:34:13 PM
picking a fight (or two) at an event, getting in trouble on the water then not thanking the person that risked their life (and lost gear) to save you, then just bailing when everyone was at the potluck...

Sorry but someone had to say it! It's been buggin' me for three days!

+2 
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: crash on May 15, 2012, 02:37:03 PM
I was in Shelter Cove and still have little knowledge about what happened.  I hadn't realized that those separate incidents involved the same, ahem, person.  I think that naming names and story time is in order for the good of the group.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: PISCEAN on May 15, 2012, 02:42:26 PM
picking a fight (or two) at an event, getting in trouble on the water then not thanking the person that risked their life (and lost gear) to save you, then just bailing when everyone was at the potluck...

Sorry but someone had to say it! It's been buggin' me for three days!

um, lame! (that was the kindest term I could think of).
Title: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: CappyMoMo. on May 15, 2012, 02:43:20 PM
I was in Shelter Cove and still have little knowledge about what happened.  I hadn't realized that those separate incidents involved the same, ahem, person.  I think that naming names and story time is in order for the good of the group.

+1 except I was not there.

Dish me up the gossip, uh I mean facts of the sad situation.  Don't make me cross check the attendance list against the current members.  I have a suspicion though.  Did these incidents involve booze or just somebody being an a hole in general?   I mean WTF it is a fishing trip, what could be more fun and relaxing?  People should probably put "be chill" on their packing list. 


Eric Morgan
Trident Ultra 4.7
Not the guy selling the Outback
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Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: LilRiverMan on May 15, 2012, 02:47:42 PM
Let's let it go. If it was one of the regular players I think we would all know the name. Sometimes events, especially multiple events, like this force a person to reevaluate their life and the direction it's taking. I wish him the best in making positive changes.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: EWB on May 15, 2012, 03:12:25 PM
See all you that didn't go don't get the scoop (another reason to attend).....get me drunk sometime and I may share  :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 I didn't want to stir the pot. I just value the bond we all have (and worked hard to create). On my long drive home I got to thinking how you can have so many different people at one event and we all seem to respect one another and get along...not to mention do ANYTHING for one another.

I for one don't get many chances to fish with so many great people these days. It just sucked to see someone come in and "mess it up" for even one second!

I am sure the mods are on it  :smt002
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: G-Whiz on May 15, 2012, 03:29:37 PM
picking a fight (or two) at an event, getting in trouble on the water then not thanking the person that risked their life (and lost gear) to save you, then just bailing when everyone was at the potluck...

Sorry but someone had to say it! It's been buggin' me for three days!

x 1 trillion

Was he also the same person that fired off some rounds in the campground real early in the morning? that would make it '3 strikes'; and in California, YOU'RE OUT!
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: vwool on May 15, 2012, 03:34:11 PM
This guy started a fight right in front of me and then put one of my brothers life on the line. He needs to speak up. I already PM the person who is not being named at the moment and asked that he come forward.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: porky (bp) on May 15, 2012, 04:51:28 PM
Lame!
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: krusty on May 15, 2012, 08:10:12 PM
picking a fight (or two) at an event, getting in trouble on the water then not thanking the person that risked their life (and lost gear) to save you, then just bailing when everyone was at the potluck...

Sorry but someone had to say it! It's been buggin' me for three days!

Not cool at all. :smt011
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Tote on May 15, 2012, 08:29:08 PM
I am sure the mods are on it  :smt002

ABSOLUTELY!
Keep the comments comin'.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: LoletaEric on May 15, 2012, 09:12:38 PM
Guys - I'm aware of this and working on it.  Please give me some time to get more details including the member in question's perspective.  Don't go all lynch mob on us before we have an answer from him.

Title: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Mr.Matt on May 15, 2012, 09:17:46 PM
I wanna chime in here, just wanna say that this web site has the best members around.  You guys are a class act. Hope you all continue to stay that way.
And I thank you guys for your posts. I enjoy them all..

Matt


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Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: mickfish on May 15, 2012, 09:34:50 PM
Seems like this should have been dealt with at the time did anyone say or do anything to whomever this is ?
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: G-Whiz on May 15, 2012, 09:56:21 PM
Seems like this should have been dealt with at the time did anyone say or do anything to whomever this is ?

I would have addressed it if I would have found him, but he left quick-style.... Maybe for the best, cause I really don't think I would have handled it all to well; and would be been banned too....
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: HamachiJohn on May 15, 2012, 11:23:18 PM
I left early to be home for 'other's Day, but only after eating 2 tacos, Jedmo's poki and Doug's homemade sausage.  Peace to all my brothers!

P.s. I am not a hippie- nothing against them, I just like saying peace!

Shalom!
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Fish 'n Brew on May 16, 2012, 08:54:02 AM
You're not old enough to be a Hippie! 

Peace Bro
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Derrick A2H on May 16, 2012, 09:20:50 AM
After the inncidient at the group site he was pulled to his camp where to me looked like some one was trying to talk some sense into him an calm him down. Then he tried to intentionally  throw him in to the fire pit and he almost did. Some one who intentionally tries to light a brother on fire is no brother of mine. Thats not even mentioning what happen to poor sonny going to save him, then becoming in need of help him self an then the guy just leaves him stranded. Thats unexceptable no man gets left behind period.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: beenfishin on May 16, 2012, 09:42:39 AM
 :smt012   Not cool.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Ryan (team_chancho) on May 16, 2012, 10:15:27 AM
Let's let it go.
Don't go all lynch mob

I am sure there is a perfectly good explanation for all of his actions.

I have seen people do far worse things while drunk.

I have been in life threating (altering) situations, and have seen the same with friends while deployed.

People can be stupid when they are drunk. When your life is on the line you may do stupid stuff.

I do not condo anything he did. However I understand that sometimes we all fall down, its how we pick ourself back up that matters. Give him a chance to get up then we can see his true colors.

But for now lets not add fuel to the fire. Let him determine the next move.

Ryan
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: LoletaEric on May 16, 2012, 10:52:40 AM
Thanks for writing that, Ryan.  I agree that it sounds like this guy made some bad moves, but I don't want to take any action until I speak to him.  I sent a PM, but I think I'll call him tonight.  I'll be getting a detailed report back here once I've done that.  I appreciate everyone's patience as well as everyone's concern.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: BigJim on May 16, 2012, 11:13:08 AM
Thanks for writing that, Ryan.  I agree that it sounds like this guy made some bad moves, but I don't want to take any action until I speak to him.  I sent a PM, but I think I'll call him tonight.  I'll be getting a detailed report back here once I've done that.  I appreciate everyone's patience as well as everyone's concern.

I agree...very well put Ryan.

I've done PLENTY of horrible, stupid sh*t over the years and if it wasn't for the forgiveness of my family, friends and wife I would be one lonely sad guy....  :smt009

Like you said...it's not how hard you fall, but how you get back up and carry on that really counts...

I've shared with Eric what I know about what happened, what I saw and what I did, and I'll let Eric report back with what he hears from the guy.

On a better note...I had blackened Lingcod steaks topped with lump dungie meat last night!!!   :smt007 :smt007 :smt007

 :smt003

 :smt006

Sincerely,

Jim

Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Saint of Circumstance on May 23, 2012, 11:08:15 AM
Guys - I'm aware of this and working on it.  Please give me some time to get more details including the member in question's perspective.  Don't go all lynch mob on us before we have an answer from him.


Brothers and Sisters, I have been waiting to comment on this. I am in no way talking Lynch Mob style Eric, but I don't want to even know what this guy's perspective was on this.

This was the ONLY weekend in a LONG time I got to spend with my son, as he goes to his Dad's every weekend per our custody agreement.

This fellow kayak angler seemed to know who we all were but we (the A-Hulls/V-Holes) had no idea who he was. We saw him walking the camp in the afternoon with a guy named I think Torrey but who Tracy and I quickly ---and buzzedly--- renamed Stormy Winters as a witty(porno name) take on his real name. We introduced ourselves and they kept on walking as Tracy and I giggled and cat-called at Stormy as they went away.

Later that night he comes back and it was all good until he got in my friends face and wanted to prove he knew who we were. It was a strange exchange but my friend kept his cool but this other guy just kept on going until we asked him to leave. He then Slammed his Corona and threw the empty bottle at EWB, and turned back to my friend and asked if they could start this over......

At this point he started to speak spanish to my friend and I knew I needed to get the kids outta there! I took the kids to our truck and kept them over there until the guys got him away.

After that I walked to the porto potty and I see the guy hassling Morgan, a man I met on the beach totally un-affiliated with NCKA, just happened to be the poor guy camped behind the man in question. I did not see the other fighting that ensued after my departure from Morgan's camp, however, before I left, the Drunk made sure to shove his middle finger in my face twice because of who my friends are. He also refused to leave Morgans camp and insisted that Morgan's fire was HIS fire.

Then I hear the next day that he needed assistance and then left Sonny to self rescue.

This guy was an asshole. I could care less what his side of the story is, what I do care about is an apology for the way he treated me and acted to everyone else. And for scaring my son and Nate's daughter. We like to party and you all know it. But we keep it family style and that was straight uncalled for. Who is this guy? And I know he was embaressed because he left on the downlow. So what is there to find out about his side of the story? We all know what went down.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: ex-kayaker on May 23, 2012, 11:32:46 AM
Read totes "an unfortunate decision" thread a lil down the page, he's been banned.



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Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Rock Hopper on November 09, 2012, 04:46:45 PM
I'm not sure about getting yourself banned, but I can show you how to become the laughing stock at future NCKA events in just a few posts... :smt003
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: splashdown on November 30, 2012, 07:11:16 AM
Adam,

Can we just racially slur you cuz we can? :smt044 Love ya Bro!!!

Heck I'm such a mutt you can slur me with anything!
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Beef on May 08, 2013, 06:33:34 AM
Seems like easy rules to follow
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: & on May 08, 2013, 06:44:06 AM
Seems like easy rules to follow

padding post count for > 10 = banned!   :smt005
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Mikee on July 12, 2013, 04:48:41 PM
It don't matter where your from it matters where your at! So if your catching fish tell me where your at...
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: AlsHobieOutback on July 15, 2013, 11:09:19 AM
 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Hojoman on July 15, 2013, 04:18:48 PM
 :smt001
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Hojoman on July 18, 2013, 02:49:36 PM
Just noticed I posted the toons in the wrong place. Mods, any mod, please move to Funny Stuff. :)
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Weimarian on July 18, 2013, 04:11:29 PM
Dunno, Brings a little levity to this subject... Let'er stand... :smt005
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: EWB on July 18, 2013, 10:40:42 PM
That's it Howard....you're outta here!

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Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Raynman10 on October 31, 2014, 07:25:03 PM
Cartoons!!! Perfect just perfect :smt001
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: trianglelaguna on November 01, 2014, 06:47:28 AM
read most of this and now have to find an OG to get the skinny from,as you guys were good about telling your feelings and not 'telling a story' which is the way to handle a heated deal

but darn ,I read,and read, and read....still dont know what happened...

lotta reading...thats rainy days for ya  :smt003
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: piski on November 01, 2014, 11:48:30 AM
ut darn ,I read,and read, and read....still dont know what happened...

campfire stories...just mention Skygreen at the next gathering.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: rockfish on November 01, 2014, 01:47:56 PM
ut darn ,I read,and read, and read....still dont know what happened...

campfire stories...just mention Skygreen at the next gathering.


lol, please dont
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Bushy on November 01, 2014, 08:05:26 PM
 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

Bushy
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: setthehooknich on January 21, 2015, 06:47:49 AM
hey guys setthehooknich here this subject brings to mind a saying my dad told me " son BIG MINDS TALK ABOUT THINGS! / small minds talk about people"
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Bushy on March 04, 2015, 06:33:01 PM
Today I banned someone from our site for making a racial slur. I have no problem doing this since that seems like a pretty basic thing you don't do. However it is not really spelled so here way go.

1. No personal attacks. We can all disagree but keep it on point and not personal.

2. No racial slurs.

3. Anything else the moderators deem over the line, but if it is not 1 or 2 you will probably at least get a warning.


The above, is our complete Policy on banning.  Pretty simple yeah? of course we've banned spammers, stalkers, dumass jerks etc.  But the above 3 rules are our "Keep It Simple" guidelines.


Ok so this elk sun guy persisted in complaining bitterly about one of our local shops.  Over and over long after he was asked to stop,  He didn't.  He was recently 'suspended' for 45 days as a warning.  Promptly re-registered under a different name and yes you guessed it, continued his tirade (though somewhat more subtly).  I put this in the "personal attack "category, because the local shop owners and workers are part of "us," NCKA members in very good standing.

I permanently banned the fellow, both his current names emails and IP address.  And will instantly cut him off should he try and re-register again.

Dude, at least you could have been a little bit slick about it.....Bringing up the same tired resentment in your first "secret identity" post is just stupid.  Go away now and darken these portals no more.  You are banished.  I may have been born at night, but it wasn't LAST NIGHT.   As Ernie would say "Sea-Ya!"

Bushy-           
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: & on March 04, 2015, 06:36:07 PM
Bush, you a meanie!   :smt005
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Bulldog---Alex on March 04, 2015, 06:41:12 PM
Today I banned someone from our site for making a racial slur. I have no problem doing this since that seems like a pretty basic thing you don't do. However it is not really spelled so here way go.

1. No personal attacks. We can all disagree but keep it on point and not personal.

2. No racial slurs.

3. Anything else the moderators deem over the line, but if it is not 1 or 2 you will probably at least get a warning.

Ok so this elk sun guy persisted in complaining bitterly about one of our local shops.  Over and over long after he was asked to stop,  He didn't.  He was recently 'suspended' for 45 days as a warning.  Promptly re-registered under a different name and yes you guessed it, continued his tirade (though somewhat more subtly).  We put this in the "personal attack "category, because the local shop owners and workers are part of "us," NCKA members in very good standing.

I permanently banned the fellow, both his current names and will instantly cut him off should he try and re-register again.I may have been born at night, but it wasn't LAST NIGHT.   As Ernie would say "Sea-Ya!"

Bushy





Short and simple response.
 :smt041 :smt041 :smt041

Alex
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Bushy on March 04, 2015, 06:41:27 PM
Thank you thankyouverymuch.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: FishingForTheCure on March 04, 2015, 06:42:32 PM
Thank you thankyouverymuch.

.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Cowman on March 04, 2015, 07:11:21 PM
Way to drop the BAN HAMMER Bushy!  :smt075
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: RBark on March 04, 2015, 07:18:34 PM
Quote
I may have been born at night, but it wasn't LAST NIGHT.

Really, bushy? But you don't look a hour older than 19.

 :smt005 :smt044

 :smt006
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Tote on March 04, 2015, 07:34:31 PM
In archery speak:

THWACK!!!!!!
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Fish Flogger on March 04, 2015, 07:43:24 PM
Haha good job Allen. Troll be gone!!

-FF
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Baitman on March 04, 2015, 07:51:43 PM
hey guys setthehooknich here this subject brings to mind a saying my dad told me " son BIG MINDS TALK ABOUT THINGS! / small minds talk about people"

   Brilliant !   

       And about time... !   
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: G-Whiz on March 05, 2015, 04:06:13 AM
In archery speak:

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In AR Language:

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Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Tote on March 05, 2015, 05:39:07 AM

In AR Language:

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In finance:

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Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: G-Whiz on March 05, 2015, 08:23:34 AM

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In finance:

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In Vegas:

Cha-Ching!
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Rock Hopper on March 05, 2015, 08:33:56 AM
You guys are dorks.  :smt006
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: ravensblack on March 05, 2015, 10:04:27 AM
In massage parlor....... Happy Ending
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Fisherman X on March 05, 2015, 12:23:24 PM
In baseball . . . http://youtu.be/yCSgcTeRRKg
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: trianglelaguna on October 05, 2015, 02:27:30 PM
 :smt001
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: trianglelaguna on October 05, 2015, 02:33:45 PM
i meant to post that in funny stuff ...but you know...it kind of...has some recent meaning lol  :smt044 :smt044
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: ErmanKG on April 21, 2017, 07:30:54 AM
Good call and keep enforcing


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Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Bushy on April 21, 2017, 09:30:47 AM
You are banished!
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Fisherman X on April 21, 2017, 10:06:55 AM
Ahh, that's what the beard is about!  :smt003
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Tbucket on August 26, 2019, 03:02:24 PM
I am an apprentice at all this and it's good to see the serious side and the funny side. Been talking to all the different kayakers and getting good info. I've had my kayak for a month. Still hasn't seen water yet. Procrastination
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: marin_yaker on October 11, 2019, 07:59:26 AM
This is the only place left on the internet that makes me calm. Kayaks. Fishing. Love that ya'll are doing all you can to keep it that way!
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Mojo Jojo on October 11, 2019, 08:55:35 AM
This is the only place left on the internet that makes me calm. Kayaks. Fishing. Love that ya'll are doing all you can to keep it that way!
Are you TRYING to get banished?? Putting that on this thread!?!?  :smt044
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Cabeza de Martillo on October 11, 2019, 09:23:42 AM
This is the only place left on the internet that makes me calm. Kayaks. Fishing. Love that ya'll are doing all you can to keep it that way!
Are you TRYING to get banished?? Putting that on this thread!?!?  :smt044

BAN the Newb
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Fisherman X on October 11, 2019, 11:08:58 AM
. wrote "I`m going to try not to get reeled in this year...."

 :smt005 - hmmmmm
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: crash on October 11, 2019, 11:21:56 AM
Did somebody say winter?
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Mojo Jojo on October 11, 2019, 03:57:43 PM
 :smt006
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Cabeza de Martillo on October 11, 2019, 04:00:47 PM
:smt006

How's it taste???? It was either you or the newb  :chef:
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Dale L on April 04, 2020, 02:53:44 PM
Bump
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Cabeza de Martillo on April 04, 2020, 03:23:44 PM
Nice  :smt001
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Bulldog---Alex on April 04, 2020, 03:30:01 PM
hey guys setthehooknich here this subject brings to mind a saying my dad told me " son BIG MINDS TALK ABOUT THINGS! / small minds talk about people"

 :smt001
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Waywardmanini on May 24, 2020, 02:37:11 PM
Good rules.  Should be common sense.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Bushy on May 30, 2020, 09:31:45 PM
Good rules.  Should be common sense.

WElcome!
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Waywardmanini on June 20, 2020, 08:01:32 AM
Good job Bill.  Enforcement is a thankless job.  But know you have the thanks and support of the good folks. 👍
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: schunrs1 on August 10, 2020, 10:23:06 AM
Hey, Bill.  Totally new here, but thanks for keeping this a respectful place for the last 11 yrs.  This seems like a pretty cool site and I may actually start fishing at some point!

Cheers,
John
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Rock Hopper on August 10, 2020, 11:40:43 AM
Who is this Bill guy people keep referring to?  :smt044
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Fisherman X on August 10, 2020, 12:02:35 PM
Who is this Bill guy people keep referring to?  :smt044

Ehhh, maybe some ol’ carp-catcher?
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: RookieHookie on September 14, 2020, 02:31:03 PM
Today I banned someone from our site for making a racial slur. I have no problem doing this since that seems like a pretty basic thing you don't do. However it is not really spelled so here way go.

1. No personal attacks. We can all disagree but keep it on point and not personal.

2. No racial slurs.

3. Anything else the moderators deem over the line, but if it is not 1 or 2 you will probably at least get a warning.

Glad to see this. Thanks for keeping the board free of this type of thing!
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Fish Master1 on September 15, 2020, 07:03:51 AM
Who is this Bill guy people keep referring to?  :smt044

Ehhh, maybe some ol’ carp-catcher?


Talapia catcher!!!! :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Gitusum1 on November 11, 2021, 08:15:28 PM
Thank you , I didn’t see it but I don’t need to. How about we talk about fishing people ?
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Bushy on November 16, 2021, 06:26:09 PM
Can I ban thses ads I get on NCKA?
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Bushy on November 16, 2021, 06:27:06 PM
HOT Scott' s Valley women over 73 looking for YOU!

Bouché
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Bulldog---Alex on November 16, 2021, 07:27:59 PM
Can I ban thses ads I get on NCKA?

Are you getting ready to go on a trip to asia ?  :smt002
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Bushy on November 17, 2021, 06:20:16 PM
Can I ban thses ads I get on NCKA?

Are you getting ready to go on a trip to asia ?  :smt002

No but I might go down to the foot massage parlor tonight...

Bouché
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: oldfart on November 17, 2021, 07:27:16 PM
Can I ban thses ads I get on NCKA?

Are you getting ready to go on a trip to asia ?  :smt002

No but I might go down to the foot massage parlor tonight...

Bouché

Foot???
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: tedski on November 17, 2021, 08:41:22 PM
Can I ban thses ads I get on NCKA?

Are you getting ready to go on a trip to asia ?  :smt002

No but I might go down to the foot massage parlor tonight...

Bouché

Foot???

Hey now... no kinkshaming.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Bushy on November 17, 2021, 10:35:56 PM
yeah they soak your feet for 15 minutes while doing facial and head massage. then do the feet but also shoulders arms back legs (no front). It's about an hour for $30.  incense and new age music. Oil and hot stones. Best deal in town.

Boushy
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Bulldog---Alex on November 18, 2021, 06:50:45 AM
yeah they soak your feet for 15 minutes while doing facial and head massage. then do the feet but also shoulders arms back legs (no front). It's about an hour for $30.  incense and new age music. Oil and hot stones. Best deal in town.

Boushy
Reminds me of Coldrea (Korea) Especially on minus degrees evenings.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: yakyakyak on November 18, 2021, 08:13:16 AM
yeah they soak your feet for 15 minutes while doing facial and head massage. then do the feet but also shoulders arms back legs (no front). It's about an hour for $30.  incense and new age music. Oil and hot stones. Best deal in town.

Boushy
Say hi to Robert Kraft  :smt044
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: AlsHobieOutback on November 18, 2021, 09:17:57 AM
To try and steer this thread back on course again  :smt044

 Posting in the "Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned" thread when:
   - you have less than 5 posts
   - your posting about your "massage kink" on a fishing forum
   - your complaining about AD's when your obviously searching for 73yr old companions
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Bushy on November 20, 2021, 12:10:10 AM
To try and steer this thread back on course again  :smt044

 Posting in the "Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned" thread when:
   - you have less than 5 posts
   - your posting about your "massage kink" on a fishing forum
   - your complaining about AD's when your obviously searching for 73yr old companions


Touché


Bouché

ps:  Ad says "Over 73"
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: AlsHobieOutback on August 17, 2022, 01:26:46 PM
Bump... (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Fisherman X on August 17, 2022, 01:34:20 PM
Bump... (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)

Nailed it! ROFL
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Hojoman on August 17, 2022, 01:55:56 PM
This thread has (eventually) mutated.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Bulldog---Alex on August 17, 2022, 02:19:39 PM
Sitting on the dock of the bay.. :smt002
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: AlsHobieOutback on August 17, 2022, 04:40:47 PM
This thread has (eventually) mutated.
Sort of mutated right off the bat.  But the message in Post #1 from Bill should be clear enough  :smt004
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Bushy on August 17, 2022, 05:18:09 PM
To try and steer this thread back on course again  :smt044

 Posting in the "Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned" thread when:
   - you have less than 5 posts
   - your posting about your "massage kink" on a fishing forum
   - your complaining about AD's when your obviously searching for 73yr old companions



So you're saying I got 2 outta three here?
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: AlsHobieOutback on August 17, 2022, 06:23:43 PM
Ironic isn't it?  :smt044
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Bushy on August 17, 2022, 07:11:28 PM
I actually HAVE complained about ads....Should I ban myself?

How bout a 10-minute 'Time-Out?"

Bouché
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: AlsHobieOutback on August 17, 2022, 08:41:29 PM
When did I become a moderator?!  :smt044
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: polepole on August 17, 2022, 08:51:20 PM
When did I become a moderator?!  :smt044

Did you just volunteer?

-Allen
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Bushy on August 18, 2022, 09:49:48 AM
When did I become a moderator?!  :smt044

Did you just volunteer?

-Allen

My thought egg-Zackly
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: AlsHobieOutback on August 18, 2022, 01:40:26 PM
Shoot, guess I did!  :smt005
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Bushy on August 18, 2022, 02:43:42 PM
haha Guess so!
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Bulldog---Alex on August 18, 2022, 02:56:44 PM
Alshobie 2022 mid term election bid . I 2nd.
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Papa Al on August 18, 2022, 03:15:00 PM
Shoot, guess I did!  :smt005

Congrats Al! You'll be a great Global Moderator.  Have fun! :smt041 :smt041

Al
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: polepole on August 18, 2022, 05:00:07 PM
Wasn’t me.  I just ban people.  I don’t promote them.

-Allen
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Bushy on August 18, 2022, 10:11:17 PM
I operate under the auspices of attraction rather than promotion.

Bouché
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: AlsHobieOutback on February 15, 2024, 10:44:17 AM
Bump for a refresher  :smt004
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: Eddie on February 15, 2024, 11:19:56 AM
Thanks for the reminder...no sense gettin' banned from this outstanding community, unless you're a college environmentalist vegan with an agenda...

 :smt006
Title: Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
Post by: splashdown on February 16, 2024, 02:22:20 PM
Thanks for the reminder...no sense gettin' banned from this outstanding community, unless you're a college environmentalist vegan with an agenda...

 :smt006

Now that is just funny right there!!!  :smt003 :smt003