NorCal Kayak Anglers
Kayak Fishing Zone => General Fishing Tips => Topic started by: dwwestesq on September 12, 2006, 03:25:12 AM
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Rumors from headquarters are the staff pukes are furious with Captain’s report on Delta bass fishing. Apparently Captain’s quick turnaround of a project meant as days or weeks of punishment frustrated The Admiralty. In retaliation, Captain’s report was to be “deep-sixed” so that no one would ever know it was written.
[Crew (aka darn cat) grumbles: First, The Admiralty requires you to spill Delta fishing “secrets” and second, your report is “inadvertently” buried. Nothing “admirable” about it!] Captain chuckles,” Didn’t know you were a conspiracy theory buff, Crew. I didn’t want to write it in the first place.”
[Yeah, but you put a lot of work and heart into that project. You intended it to benefit the service; no staff puke should “dis” you that way!] “Let it go, Crew. I was concerned about over-exposing the Delta anyway.”
[Well, I’m telling everyone they can find Captain’s Delta bass fishing tips at:]
Nine principles.
http://www.norcalkayakanglers.com/bb/index.php?topic=5354.0
Part 1
http://www.norcalkayakanglers.com/bb/index.php?topic=5431.0
Part 2:
http://www.norcalkayakanglers.com/bb/index.php?topic=5432.0
[Did you betray The River?] “If anglers applying these instructions somehow find and fish The River, they deserve to enjoy it. I don’t own it. Besides few will want to take on the rapids, waterfalls, piranha, cannibals, pirates, crocs, and other natural obstacles that The River puts in their way!”
[And that’s your excuse for not bringing home fish?] “That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!”