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General => General Talk => Topic started by: Cabeza de Martillo on March 03, 2018, 09:18:05 AM

Title: Welcome to Willits
Post by: Cabeza de Martillo on March 03, 2018, 09:18:05 AM
Just saw this flick because the name caught my attention.

So if you have 90 mins of your life to waste and a fattie  :smt033 go for it.

Summary:
Deep in the Northern California woods, in the heart of the notorious Emerald Triangle, lies a remote cabin. The residents struggle to fight off the repeated attacks and abductions by mysterious creatures that have plagued them for years. When a local pot farmer is caught up with a wayward group of campers the situation quickly escalates into total carnage.
Title: Re: Welcome to Willits
Post by: DG on March 03, 2018, 10:04:51 AM
For a second I thought you had moved to Willits. 
Title: Re: Welcome to Willits
Post by: JohnnyAb on March 03, 2018, 12:12:48 PM
Reminds me of the eternal classic:
    PIGHUNT
Title: Re: Welcome to Willits
Post by: Wilderness medic on March 03, 2018, 12:20:11 PM
Reminds me of the eternal classic:
    PIGHUNT

STOMP STOMP THE BOONEVILLE STOMP THE BABABABABOONEVILLE STOMP.
Title: Re: Welcome to Willits
Post by: Kaw on March 03, 2018, 01:55:02 PM
So that’s in the documentary section?
Title: Re: Welcome to Willits
Post by: Bushy on March 03, 2018, 03:55:51 PM
heheheh heh

He said "Total Carnage"
Title: Re: Welcome to Willits
Post by: Saw on March 03, 2018, 04:25:01 PM
**Spoiler Alert**  -  VERY stupid movie   :smt011
Title: Re: Welcome to Willits
Post by: Wilderness medic on March 03, 2018, 04:48:39 PM
After my weekly shopping trip to Safeway I feel like I don’t need to watch this. I live it. Hahaha
Title: Re: Welcome to Willits
Post by: Tez on March 03, 2018, 05:03:54 PM
Ivan Drago, Home Alone's little brother, and weed aliens...sounds about right
Title: Re: Welcome to Willits
Post by: Tote on March 03, 2018, 05:38:53 PM
Is there a lot of banjo music in this one as well?
Title: Re: Welcome to Willits
Post by: oldfart on March 03, 2018, 05:39:58 PM
**Spoiler Alert**  -  VERY stupid movie   :smt011

Dunno, Saw.  How could it be stupid....it has marijuana, campers, carnage, aliens, and the town of Willits   :smt044 :smt044 :smt044
Title: Re: Welcome to Willits
Post by: Saw on March 04, 2018, 01:34:27 PM
**Spoiler Alert**  -  VERY stupid movie   :smt011

Dunno, Saw.  How could it be stupid....it has marijuana, campers, carnage, aliens, and the town of Willits   :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

Those are the reasons I decided to watch it but I was tricked!   :smt003 

I wonder how the folks living in Willits feel about it??
Title: Re: Welcome to Willits
Post by: Wilderness medic on March 04, 2018, 01:36:55 PM
**Spoiler Alert**  -  VERY stupid movie   :smt011

Dunno, Saw.  How could it be stupid....it has marijuana, campers, carnage, aliens, and the town of Willits   :smt044 :smt044 :smt044


I wonder how the folks living in Willits feel about it??

Needs more of a “Deliverance” feel to it.
Title: Re: Welcome to Willits
Post by: I Zod Out on March 05, 2018, 07:04:12 AM
Isn't Willits just north west of Potter Valley and north east of Comptche?

I Zod Out
Title: Re: Welcome to Willits
Post by: Sailfish on March 05, 2018, 10:17:06 AM
Thanks for the "warning" guys  :smt003
Title: Re: Welcome to Willits
Post by: Wilderness medic on March 05, 2018, 11:00:17 AM
Isn't Willits just north west of Potter Valley and north east of Comptche?

I Zod Out
20 mins north of Ukiah on 101 at the 20 junction. 
Title: Re: Welcome to Willits
Post by: eiboh on March 05, 2018, 11:14:22 AM
Isn't Willits just north west of Potter Valley and north east of Comptche?

I Zod Out
20 mins north of Ukiah on 101 at the 20 junction.
Arm pit of the state
As for the movie, if we only had two channels to choose from and the other channel had my girl on it, I'd let the wife watch my girl for the tenth time and go to bed early myself.
Title: Re: Welcome to Willits
Post by: I Zod Out on March 06, 2018, 10:49:15 PM
Arm pit of the state
As for the movie, if we only had two channels to choose from and the other channel had my girl on it, I'd let the wife watch my girl for the tenth time and go to bed early myself.

Sheeze? And I thought, that we had it bad; "Morro Bay = a drinking town with a fishing problem".

Guessing? Crescent City or the city of Weed don't need to be mentioned?

I'm kinda attracted to viewing the movie from Willits now.

I Zod Out
Title: Re: Welcome to Willits
Post by: Wilderness medic on March 07, 2018, 08:11:30 AM
Arm pit of the state
As for the movie, if we only had two channels to choose from and the other channel had my girl on it, I'd let the wife watch my girl for the tenth time and go to bed early myself.

Sheeze? And I thought, that we had it bad; "Morro Bay = a drinking town with a fishing problem".

Guessing? Crescent City or the city of Weed don't need to be mentioned?

I'm kinda attracted to viewing the movie from Willits now.

I Zod Out

Willits doesn't even come close to "the" armpit of the state. If you think it does you need to travel more.
Title: Re: Welcome to Willits
Post by: Sin Coast on March 07, 2018, 09:59:24 AM
I thought Santa Rosa was the armpit?
Title: Re: Welcome to Willits
Post by: Wilderness medic on March 07, 2018, 10:26:44 AM
I thought Santa Rosa was the armpit?

It’s all relative. Paying 500k for a dumpy house smooshed up against neighbors with the same homeless problems as elsewhere and the constant cow manure odor sounds like an armpit to me.  But to each their own.
Title: Re: Welcome to Willits
Post by: Cabeza de Martillo on March 07, 2018, 10:41:49 AM
I thought Santa Rosa was the armpit?

It’s all relative. Paying 500k for a dumpy house smooshed up against neighbors with the same homeless problems as elsewhere and the constant cow manure odor sounds like an armpit to me.  But to each their own.

500K!

I'll take two  :smt003
Title: Re: Welcome to Willits
Post by: Sin Coast on March 07, 2018, 02:24:52 PM
If the state was personafied, and it was looking west, then Humboldt would be the head, SR would be the armpit, Monterey would be the crotch, and Bakerfield would be the anus.  :smt044
Title: Re: Welcome to Willits
Post by: snapperhead on March 08, 2018, 06:45:39 AM
Just up the road from Willits, is Laytonville. My cousin owns Area 101. Some of you may have stopped there on the way to GMS.